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Just got a new video game where the "cutscenes" are just still images 😂 Can't believe I paid for a glorified picture book! #lazydevelopment #givememotion

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Happy Day of the Dead to all the living people out there! Party it up like the undead... oh wait, you're not actually dead. #Awkward #CelebratingLife #NotActuallyDead

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Imagine getting all your news from YouTubers instead of, you know, actual articles written by trained journalists. #StayWoke #ReadABook

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Remember that movie Minutemen from Disney Channel? Yeah, me neither. Guess they were too busy trying to time travel to actually make a good movie. #DisneyChannelClassics #ThrowbackFail

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Donut holes are like regular donuts, but without the unnecessary hole taking up all that empty space. #NotSoHoleyAfterAll 🍩

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Hollywood really be letting Steven Seagal make more movies like they forgot he peaked in the 90s and not in a good way. #SeagalStruggle #HollywoodHustle

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RDJ must really be into method acting...heard he's been walking around in a metal suit claiming he's Iron Man in real life. Someone tell him Halloween's over! #MethodActingGoneWrong #JustRDJThings

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So the devil went down to Georgia...and couldn't even stay there? Must've been too afraid of Johnny's fiddle skills. #fail #devilwentbackhome

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Just watched a superhero movie with so much CGI, I thought I was watching a video game cutscene. How about a little less computer-generated and a little more super-powered, am I right? #CGIoverload #SuperheroProblems

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Who knew that watching a weirdly satisfying video of someone making slime required a soundtrack straight out of a dramatic movie trailer? #oddlysatisfyingmusic

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Australia: The only place where humans willingly live in a zoo for the entertainment of dangerous animals. 🦘🇦🇺 #DownUnder #HumanZoo #WildLifeUpsideDown

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Taken movies: where editing is as fast-paced as Liam Neeson's chase scenes. Seriously, I blinked once and missed a whole plot twist. #TakenTooSeriously #NeedBetterEditors

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If you fold your pizza before eating it, do you also fold your clothes before putting them away? Just curious 🍕 #pizza #foldingenthusiast

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"Imagine thinking water tastes sweet without any sugar or flavorings... must be refreshing to live in a fantasy world where H2O is the new candy 🍭 #delusional #sweetwatermyth"

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Cover letters are like letting beggars be choosers. "Please hire me because I really need a job" translates to "I'll take whatever I can get." 😂 #CoverLetterStruggles #JobHuntingSucks

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"Y'all really out here using 'lit,' 'woke,' and 'savage' like it's some kind of Shakespearean language. Chill fam, it's just slang. #TryingTooHard"

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Who knew Dan Schneider's ultimate superhero fantasy involved a teenage boy in spandex tights? #HenryDangerObsession #DanTheMan

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Eminem raps about cleaning out his closet but apparently forgot to clean out his rhyme book for the past decade #StaleLyrics #EminemWho?

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"Remember when we used to think flying cars and robot servants were just science fiction? Oh, how quaint. #PastFailures"

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"Imagine getting your news from a YouTuber instead of actual articles. Must be nice living in the alternate reality where 'likes' equal credibility. 🙄 #FakeNews #GetInformed"

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Taylor Swift's songs are like the friend who always talks about their ex - annoying and overplayed. #SorryNotSorry #TeamAnybodyElse

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iPhone users: "Wow, I'm so innovative and creative because I use AirPods and take amazing portrait mode selfies. Who needs a headphone jack or a decent battery life anyway? #AppleKnowsBest" 📱

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Eagles always trying to act all tough and majestic, but then they go and hide their weak little necks like they're ashamed of them 🦅 #NeckShame #BirdProblems

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Imagine spending hours calculating the precise length of a meter when all you had to do was measure a foot. 🤦‍♂️ #Overthinkers #SimplicityIsKey

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"Just realized the American Dream is actually just a slightly above average amount of sleep, minimal student loan debt, and a reliable car. Not exactly what I had in mind when I pictured a mansion and a yacht. #AmericanDream #NotSoDreamy"

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Dress codes are so silly. Like, sorry I can't put on more clothes, I'm already wearing my entire wardrobe. #dressedtoimpress #fashionrebel

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Imagine thinking that the sound of a scratched up vinyl record is somehow more "authentic" or "accurate" than a crystal-clear digital file. Like sure, I guess if you enjoy the soothing sounds of a cat walking across sandpaper.

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Why do cereal companies think watching a random character eat wheat makes it more appetizing? Just give me the nutrition facts and move along. #CerealMascots #NotBuyingIt

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iShowSpeed more like iSometimesShowSpeed am I right? 🤣 #NeedForInconsistentSpeed #SpeedDemonOrSpeedDiscrepancy

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Just watched a movie with so many CGI explosions that I thought I was watching a cheap fireworks display. Talk about mediocrity at its finest. #CGIfail #explosionoverload

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Jelly Beans not having gelatin is like a sandwich without bread - kind of missing the crucial ingredient, don't you think? #JellyBeanProblems

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Time travel movies are cute and all, but it's hilarious how they always predict the future wrong. Where are my flying cars and hoverboards at? #BackToTheDrawingBoard

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Why do old people expect us to understand sayings like "Don't count your chickens before they hatch"? Like sorry Carol, I don't live on a farm. #ConfusedMillennials

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Beck is so underrated these days, everyone's all about music that takes less effort to listen to. Let me just press play and relax... Oh wait, my third eye isn't open yet. #UnderratedBeck

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Looks like California is so desperate to be its own island that it's just gonna break off and sink into the ocean. Good riddance, we won't miss the avocado toast. #Californication #ByeFelicia

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Why do golf carts act like they're so fancy? They're just glorified go-karts for lazy adults who couldn't make the cut for NASCAR. #golfcartshame #slowpoke

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Michael Jackson is still alive because he moonwalked right out of this world and into another dimension. #MJStillKickin #PopstarGhost

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Shoutout to the SAT for always throwing in those 400 pity points like we're gonna proudly display our abysmal score 😂 #thanksforthesympathypal #SATstruggles

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Feeling inadequate? Just remember, taking steroids won't make your personality any bigger. #tinyMusclesBigEgo

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Nicolas Cage buying castles to feel closer to royalty is like me wearing a crown from Burger King and pretending I'm a monarch. #CastleCrashers #NicolasCageRoyalFauxPas

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DIO really out here thinking he's too cool for a last name, like ok buddy we get it, you're too fabulous for the government's naming system 🙄 #DIOproblems #WhoNeedsALastName

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Looks like California is finally getting ready to cut ties with the rest of the US and sink into the ocean. Good luck navigating those waters, Hollywood! #SinkingState #CaliforniaDreaming #ByeByeCalifornia

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Just realized that almost everything on the internet is faked by bots...including this tweet. Don't believe everything you read, folks! #BotsGoneWild

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Anklets: the mullets of socks. #HalfwayThereButNotReally #LongerIsBetter

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Why do we need to shorten words to sound cool? I don't have time to decipher if "lit" means the party is exciting or if someone's on fire. #SlangIsConfusing

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Traffic is just hanging out on the road with no good reason most of the time. It's basically the ultimate procrastinator. #TrafficJam #GetItTogether

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So the frappuccino is basically the Al Pacino of coffee beverages... intense, overhyped, and a little bit extra.

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Jelly beans without gelatin? More like just beans with identity crisis. #WhereIsTheJelly #NotSoJellyAfterAll

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Imagine trying to learn rhythm from anyone other than the Spoonman. Good luck with that, amateurs. #SpoonmanRules #RhythmMasters

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Who needs to trade cards when you can just print off your own fake ones? #counterfeitcollectibles #tradingcardshenanigans

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If I wanted to listen to a blender on crack, I'd just turn on some dubstep. #earplugsrequired #makeitstop

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So apparently some people think photographers just "press a button" but won't even attempt to take and edit their own pics... I guess they missed the memo on the whole creativity and skill thing 📸💁‍♂️ #photography #justpressabutton

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Just saw someone order a kale salad with a side of gluten-free bread and a diet soda. Because nothing says healthy like canceling out nutrients with unnecessary dietary restrictions. #GlutenIsNotTheEnemy #TheStruggleIsReal

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Sitcoms: where people have unrealistic jobs, inexplicably large apartments, and a never-ending supply of jokes. Because that's totally how real life works. 🙄 #sitcomlogic

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Batman really out here thinking that throwing money at his problems will solve everything. Newsflash, Bruce: money can't buy happiness or a decent movie script. #billionairebutstillbrokeman

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Mind Flex: for those times you want to test your luck instead of your skills. Because who needs strategy when you have a random jumble of wires and a shaky headband? #Fail #MindFlexMoreLikeMindLuck

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"Logged on to DeviantArt for some inspiration, ended up seeing 1000 poorly drawn Sonic OCs. Art truly is subjective, huh? #DeviantFart"

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I was going to spend hours on my makeup today, but then I remembered that sleep is important too. #naturalbeauty #flawlessinhalfthe time

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Why bother with astrological signs to define your personality when there are already political parties waiting to pigeonhole you perfectly? #astrology #politics #stereotypes

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"Having pink lemonade always makes me chuckle, like where are these pink lemons hiding? 🍋💖 #fictionalfruits"

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Just read a fanfic where Harry Potter joins forces with the Teletubbies to defeat Voldemort... I think it's time to officially retire from the world of fanfiction. #cringe #badwriting #fanficfail

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Who needs fancy weather measuring systems when you have a groundhog telling you if winter is ending? Good luck predicting my outfit, Mr. Groundhog. #GroundhogDay #WeatherProblems

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"Breaking News: Local man buys 100 different cryptocurrencies in hopes of becoming a millionaire overnight. In other news, the tooth fairy is now accepting Dogecoin as payment. #GoodLuckWithThat"

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Imagine thinking you can absorb all the soothing melodies and soulful lyrics while you're fast asleep. Sorry, but your brain cells need rest too! #MusicIsForWakingHours

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Elon must really be from another planet if he thinks putting the milk in before the cereal is the way to go. #breakfastfail

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"So you're telling me you stopped making YouTube videos to pursue a music career? Looks like someone hit the unsubscribe button on common sense."

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Just saw someone with the "waves" haircut... Pretty sure they were trying to surf their way out of a midlife crisis 🌊 #sorrynotsorry #badhairday

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Timmy Turner may have fairy godparents, but he's still below average in everything he does. #AverageAtBest #FairlyOddParents

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"Who needs logic and reason when you can just have a bunch of random electors determine the leader of the free world? #ElectoralCollegeIsAJoke"

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The Earth is flat because if it was round, we'd all be rolling around like marbles 🌎 #FlatEarthSociety #JokeTheory #TotallyNotSerious

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Dave and Buster's: where you can pay to lose money in the most fun way possible. #winningbylosing #DaveAndBustersLogic

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Why ride in a luxurious, spacious, efficient public bus when you can sit in a cramped, expensive electric car with range anxiety? #publictransit4life

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Beta fish thinking they're all tough with that name... Sorry, but you'll never be an alpha fish 🐠 #JustKeepSwimming #FishyFail

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Who knew adding microtones to a song could turn it into a creepy horror soundtrack? Sorry, not everything is a suspenseful movie scene, let's keep it chill with the regular notes, shall we? #NotEverythingIsAHorrorMovie

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Just discovered a crazy new trick! Smashing pencils in my head actually makes them disappear. It's like magic ✏️💥 #penciltrick #magictrick #mindblown

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Whoever thought spicy sodas were a good idea clearly never tasted one 🌶️🥤 #whyjustwhy #spicysoda #worstideaever

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Just saw a group of teenagers walking down the street in their oversized hoodies and dark eyeliner... I think I need to change my pants. #teenagers #scary #sendhelp

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Disney World thinks it's the most magical place on Earth, but have they forgotten about Harry Potter World chilling right next to them? #awkward #mugglelife

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CVS: "Consumer Value Store"? More like "Customers Very Secondary" 🙄 #CVS #ConsumerValueMyFoot

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Zack Snyder really out here pioneering the four hour long movie genre. At this rate, his next film is gonna come with an intermission and a complimentary back massage. #SnydersnyderRumors

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Oranges are so selfish, they don't even rhyme with any other fruit...except when Eminem gets on the mic 🎤🍊 #OrangeRhymes #EminemBars

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Just found out there's a "Grow Up Plan" but tbh from what I've seen, some folks on it still act like babies. 😂 #AdultingFail

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Imagine saying "no cap" like it's not the biggest cap of all. Just sayin' 🧢 #allcaps #nocap

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Introducing the Cybertruck: the perfect vehicle for when you want to go off-roading and...um...make a statement? 🤔 #Cybertruck #Tesla #WhatWereTheyThinking

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Just realized that if you have a Bachelor of Science in Political Science, you technically have a BS in BS. #ironic #politics #education

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Can't believe Digimon went from evolving cute animals to transforming into actual guns. Next thing you know, they'll be evolving into kitchen appliances. #Digimon #EvolutionGoneWrong

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Just watched a toddler pick their favorite toy by throwing a dart blindfolded. Couldn't help but think, "Hmm, reminds me of the electoral college." #ElectionShenanigans

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Our brains are basically just a sophisticated network of water reserves. So the next time you're feeling thirsty, just remember - you're literally hydrating your intelligence. #H2OLogic

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Looks like the dinosaurs skipped leg day one too many times. RIP to their slow running skills when the meteors came through 🦕💨💥 #LackingSpeed #ExtinctionFail

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Just realized Dave and Busters doesn't actually bust anyone. False advertising much? Just call it Dave and... I guess we just play games 😂 #bustedbutnotreally

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Looks like Genius needs to up their IQ if they think these lyrics are genius. #NotSoGenius #LyricFails

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Can't Value Shoppers: the true meaning behind CVS. #consumerism #CVS #irony

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Vegetables be like "eat five servings a day for good health" but let's be real, one serving is basically just a single bite. #veggiesareoverrated #givemethecarbs

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Pineapple on pizza? Might as well put toothpaste on your Oreos. #pizzapurge

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Michael Jackson isn't dead, he's just moonwalking through the witness protection program under the alias "Smooth Criminal." #MJLives

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Imagine thinking different shapes of pasta taste different...we really gonna pretend penne tastes different than fusilli? Just boil them up and enjoy, no need for the pasta snobbery 🍝 #SameTasteDifferentShape

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Time is a relative social structure, nobody is early for anything no matter how hard they try. #timemanagement #perspective #reality

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Just watched a YouTube commentary where the person talked more about their breakfast than the actual video. Please stay on topic... #EyeRoll #YouTubeCommentaryFail

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It's amazing how some people still question why manhole covers are circular... like have they never seen a manhole before? 🤦‍♂️ #geometry101 #circleoflife

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Just found out authoritative parents have elected themselves as leaders in the household. Do they also have a campaign manager and a speechwriter for family meetings? #parentingfail

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Soft rocks are like rocks that never hit the gym. Can't handle the pressure of being a real rock. Step up your game, softies! #roastingsession #harderisbetter

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John Cena really out here telling us he's invisible...well if that's the case, he must also be a professional hide and seek champion too 🤣 #JohnCena #InvisibleMan #WWE

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Handy Manny really has it made, making his tools do all the work without pay or breaks. Must be nice to have your own little unpaid workforce on command! #HandyManny #LazyBuilder

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Looks like Cocoa Puffs is determined to make us all go cuckoo for promoting insanity with every bite. Cheers to a cereal that thinks outside the box...literally.

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Can't Value Shoppers?? More like Can't Value Service! #CVS #CustomerServiceFail

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Skipper can't analyze info for himself to save his life. He's like a lost penguin without a GPS. Maybe he needs a compass for that one brain cell of his. #CaptainObvious #SkipperStruggles

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Just tried the new frappuccino inspired by Al Pacino. It was good, but I was expecting it to be a little more... intense. #caffeinefail #AlPacinoWho

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Trying to remove a watermark is like trying to un-eat a pizza... impossible! #watermarkstruggles #photographyfail

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Can't believe other animals haven't figured out the concept of forming an unfair economy like us humans. Poor souls must be stuck in a barter system while we thrive in capitalism. #EvolutionWinning #AnimalEconomyFail

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"If you think all photographers do is press one button, then I guess all writers do is push one key on a keyboard 🤷‍♂️📸 #photographyisart #notjustoneshotwonders"

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Cats may act all cute and innocent, but we all know deep down they're plotting our demise. Watch your back, fellow humans, kitty assassins are on the loose. #CatConspiracy #NotSoInnocentFelineTerrorists

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Kid LAROI really missed the mark by naming himself so similar to LaCroix. Should've gone with Lil' FIZZ instead. #copycat #fauxpas

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People who say "no cap" must have really big heads to need a hat that large, just sayin'.

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So, is Lil Nas X gonna give us a lap dance to Heaven then drag us down to Hell? Talk about multitasking. #JesusAndSatan #OnlyLilNasX

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Gender reveal parties: the one event that proves just how far we haven't come in terms of gender equality. Because why focus on recognizing and celebrating who someone is as a person when you can boil it down to outdated stereotypes instead? #genderstereotypes #equalityfail

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Is it just me or do 90 degree angles give anyone else major existential dread? Like, why can't they just chill out and be a smooth curve or something? #geometrywoes #straightlinesarestressful

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Ever wonder why the internet seems too good to be true? It's simple - bots are out there faking everything! #botapocalypse #fakenews #cantfoolme

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Just finished watching How To Train Your Dragon and I have one question: where exactly are the instructions on how to train a dragon? 🤷‍♂️ #ConfusedMuch

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Who knew Tiny Tim would grow up to be over 6 feet tall and still claim the title of Short King? Maybe it's time for a rebrand? #TallTim #GiantKing

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Pop singers be like "imagine a world where everyone holds hands and sings Kumbaya." Meanwhile, I can't even get my own family to agree on pizza toppings. #DreamOn #RealLifeIsntAHighSchoolMusical

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"Shoutout to all the DJs out there who think Mr. Brightside is a suitable song for every event, from weddings to funerals. Maybe it's time to switch up the playlist, just a suggestion 🎶 #SameOldSong #MixItUp"

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Ha, the past must be kicking themselves for not investing in Google or Apple 🤦‍♂️ #shouldveinvested #missedopportunities #MondayMorningQB

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There is simply no direct alternative to the classic taste and crunch of normal Cheetos. Accept no substitutes. #Cheetos #snacktime

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Just passed a speed limit sign. Too bad my car couldn't read it. #SpeedDemon #NeedForSpeed

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Just discovered a new magic trick - smashing pencils on my head makes them disappear into thin air! #magic #disappearingact

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Is Greta Van Fleet a band or just Led Zeppelin's cover band with a new name? #copycats #music #originality

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Just watched a YouTube commentary where the person talked more about their day than the actual video. Thanks for the thrilling play-by-play of your breakfast, but I came for the content, not your life story. #GetToThePoint

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Just because you paint with your pinky up doesn't make your art superior. Let's all just appreciate different styles and techniques instead of acting like we're the art gods of the universe. #ArtSnobs #GetOffYourHighHorse

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Netflix really needs to start canceling their CEOs after two seasons too. #Netflix #CEOshuffle

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Just saw a box car trying to turn... It was so square-ious! #BoxCarStruggles #NotMadeForCorners

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"If ghosts in Ghostbusters can die, does that mean they have an afterlife for their afterlife? 🤔 #GhostLogic"

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Speed dating is like playing a real-life version of Hot or Not, except it's mostly Not. #RejectedMoreThanAccepted #SpeedDatingFail

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So we created the government to give us power, but now it feels like they have all the power and we're just here for the ride. Who's really in charge here? #irony #governmentcontrol

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"Can't believe DisbussingFilm is more accurate than DiscussingFilm. Maybe they should switch names for some better movie scoops. #oops #switcharoo"

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When you align everything perfectly in your design, but then realize you've used four different fonts and a rainbow gradient background. #GraphicDesignFail #DesignPrinciplesGoneWrong

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Why wear underwear under your swim trunks? Is your junk feeling insecure or something? Let it all hang out, embrace the freedom! 🩲🏊‍♂️ #CommandoSwimming

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It's funny how no one bursts into song in real life like they do in musicals. Can you imagine belting out a solo in the middle of a meeting? 😂 #MusicalFantasies

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Who knew that people without pronouns actually DO have pronouns? Mind blown. #pronounconfusion #grammarfail #whatisthetruth

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So is Donkey Kong a donkey? Nope. Is he a Kong? Try again. More like a big ol' gorilla with a misleading name. #falseadvertising #whoknew #notadonkey #notakong

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Dr. Destiny's parents must have had a laugh coming up with that one. Maybe they were feeling a little too optimistic about his future in villainy? #lamevillainnames

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Elon Musk probably puts the milk in before the cereal because he likes to disrupt the traditional breakfast experience too 🥛🥣 #innovator #breakfastrevolutionary

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Wow, humor these days has really evolved... I mean, has it? Or has it just devolved into a bunch of swearing? #keepingitclassy

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Perfection is like trying to find a unicorn riding a rainbow while balancing a stack of perfectly arranged pancakes on its horn. Good luck with that. #perfectionisamyth

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Drugs: they're like a box of chocolates, you never know if you're gonna get a high or a trip to the ER. #oops #drugdilemmas

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If you're tired of dancing memes, you're not alone. They're basically just "look at me, I'm dancing" with no real punch line or subversion of expectations. #dancingmemes #overit

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"Oh, you're 18 now? Sorry, I only talk to legal adults. Can't risk getting caught up in your reckless teenage drama. #TooCoolForMinors"

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"Imagine thinking your state's claim to fame is seasoning for a crab...Maryland, you may need to spice up your marketing strategy 🦀 #NotImpressed"

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Middle school dances: where awkward hand-holding and attempting to slow dance to Baby Got Back somehow equals true love. #puppylove #cringefest

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Just finished watching the latest "documentary" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm... I guess they couldn't be bothered to write a script this time around 😂 #improvfordays

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"Just played Palworld and wow, it's just like Pokemon but with stolen assets! Can't wait for the sequel, Palmon and the quest for originality. #pokemonripoff #palworld #gottacatchthemallbutnotreally"

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Welsh must have a beef with vowels because their words are like 90% consonants. Good luck trying to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch without spraining your tongue! #ConsonantCity #WelshLanguageStruggles

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"Breaking news: My Chemical Romance announces their new album 'Highs and Lows' - featuring hits like 'Chasing the Dragon' and 'Rehab Romance.' Stay tuned for their upcoming 'Intervention' tour!"

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Just because you could afford to give birth in a private suite doesn't mean your parenting decisions are superior. Money can't buy common sense, Karen. #ParentingFail #MoneyDoesntEqualWisdom

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Can’t trust people who put the hot chocolate mix in before the hot water. They probably eat dessert before dinner too. #backwardswayoflife

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Nicolas Cage truly shines in National Treasure 2, showcasing his charisma, wit, and charm in every scene. A true masterpiece of a performance! #NationalTreasure2 #NicolasCage #BestRole

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Peter Jackson filmed at 48 frames per second so audiences could feel like they were watching a really expensive soap opera. #HFR #HobbitSoSmooth

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Star Wars really out here acting like they invented the concept of "the force" when every parent has been using it for generations to get their kids to eat their vegetables. #originalityfail #MaytheForkbeWithYou

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Shoutout to all the people who still believe storks deliver babies. I guess all those doctors and hospitals are just for show, right? 😂 #WakeUpPeople

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Taken movies are the perfect example of what happens when you forget to hire an editor...or maybe they were just really into jump cuts and shaky cam the entire time. #TakenNotEdited

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Who thought it was a good idea to make spicy sodas? Like, no thank you, I'll stick to flavors that don't burn my taste buds off. #PassTheWater #NoSpiceInMySoda

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Can you believe that in this day and age we still settle things by fighting each other? Like seriously, can't we just have a civilized discussion over a cup of tea or something? #barbaricways #savetheviolence

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So apparently Star Wars thought it would be cool to just casually change major story points like it's no big deal 🙄 Next thing you know, they'll be retconning who shot first during the cantina scene #MayTheInconsistenciesBeWithYou

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Dress codes are just society's way of trying to force me to put on more clothes... nice try, but jokes on you, I'll be wearing shorts in the dead of winter ❄️ #rebelstyle

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Act I: Introduce conflict. Act II: Complicate conflict. Act III: Resolve conflict. Congrats, you've just summarized every predictable Hollywood movie ever made. #ThreeActStructureIsOverrated

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Zack Snyder may have pioneered the four hour long movie, but we were all perfectly happy with a two hour film and a bathroom break. #SnyderCut #toolong

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Crop tops are so last season. I'm all about crop bottoms now. Who needs full-length pants anyway? #fashionfail

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Who needs to follow the rules of hierarchy, alignment, and contrast in graphic design when you can just use Comic Sans and call it a day? #designfail #graphicdesignsins

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Just saw someone driving on the shoulder like it's their own personal express lane. News flash: You're not special, you're just a jerk. #ShoulderDriverProblems

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Nostalgia Critic sure thinks he's funnier than the movies he reviews... but sometimes I think the movies have the last laugh #NostalgiaCritic #OverconfidentMuch

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Just realized that vaccines are controlling us by giving us the superhuman ability to not get sick. Stay woke, people! #VaccinesAreControllingUs

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Eagles out here actin' all tough with those sharp talons and fierce beaks, but then they go and hide their weak little necks like they're some kind of delicate flower. 🦅 #NeckGate #EagleSwag

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Just saw a bunch of animals roaming around in their natural habitats. LOL they don't even have an unfair economy like us humans do. Can't relate #brokeanimals #capitalismrules

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If Nicolas Cage invented the Faraday Cage, he'd probably call it the Nicolas Cage and star in a movie about it saving the world from electromagnetic interference. #ElectricPersonality #FaradayCageWho

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Seth Rogen as a secret agent in The Green Hornet? Yeah, and I'm the next James Bond. 🕵🏻‍♂️ #notbuyingit #sticktothecomedy

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Netflix really out here casting 30-year-olds to play high school students like we won't notice 🙄 #AgeIsJustANumber #NetflixLogic

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Ever notice how sitcoms with laugh tracks make you feel like you're stuck in a room full of overly aggressive cheerleaders who won't let you leave until you fake laugh at their mediocre jokes for over 20 minutes straight? #laughtracksmakemecringe

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"Breaking News: Entertainment industry proves once again that creativity is dead by announcing another unnecessary remake of a classic film. Stay tuned for more unoriginal content coming your way! #HollywoodClueless"

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"Imagine being part of a species where you have to pay to win. Can't relate, I'm just out here thriving in the animal kingdom for free. #SorryNotSorry"

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"How To Train Your Dragon should be called 'How To Confuse Your Dragon' because those instructions were about as clear as a foggy night in Berk. #figureitout"

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"Who knew that stupidity could be so deadly? Looks like the average life expectancy just got shorter thanks to all these outbreaks! #SurvivalOfTheFittest"

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HIVEMIND YouTube channel claiming to support free will? More like "free will" to clickbait their way into your brain. Good luck resisting the hive mentality! #ThoughtPolice

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Imagine thinking that the shape of your pasta actually changes the taste. News flash: it's all the same delicious carb goodness, Karen. #PastaDelusions

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Soulja Boy really out here claiming he invented the steel drum too? Guess we gotta start calling it the "Crank That Calypso" now 😂 #SouljaBoyTellEm

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If you have to "earn" a living, does that mean some people just get one for free? 🤔 #LivingWageForAll

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Old people be like, "Back in my day we had it tough!" But didn't y'all fight for better wages, healthcare, and retirement benefits? Now you're mad cuz we have it better? 🙄 #MillennialKnowsBest

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Looks like Joe Biden's campaign bus is more like a low rider than a high roller. Low Ridin' Joe Biden cruising into the White House like... #Biden2020 #LowRiderJoe