Just got a new video game where the "cutscenes" are just still images 😂 Can't believe I paid for a glorified picture book! #lazydevelopment #givememotion
Happy Day of the Dead to all the living people out there! Party it up like the undead... oh wait, you're not actually dead. #Awkward #CelebratingLife #NotActuallyDead
Remember that movie Minutemen from Disney Channel? Yeah, me neither. Guess they were too busy trying to time travel to actually make a good movie. #DisneyChannelClassics #ThrowbackFail
Hollywood really be letting Steven Seagal make more movies like they forgot he peaked in the 90s and not in a good way. #SeagalStruggle #HollywoodHustle
RDJ must really be into method acting...heard he's been walking around in a metal suit claiming he's Iron Man in real life. Someone tell him Halloween's over! #MethodActingGoneWrong #JustRDJThings
Just watched a superhero movie with so much CGI, I thought I was watching a video game cutscene. How about a little less computer-generated and a little more super-powered, am I right? #CGIoverload #SuperheroProblems
Who knew that watching a weirdly satisfying video of someone making slime required a soundtrack straight out of a dramatic movie trailer? #oddlysatisfyingmusic
Australia: The only place where humans willingly live in a zoo for the entertainment of dangerous animals. 🦘🇦🇺 #DownUnder #HumanZoo #WildLifeUpsideDown
Taken movies: where editing is as fast-paced as Liam Neeson's chase scenes. Seriously, I blinked once and missed a whole plot twist. #TakenTooSeriously #NeedBetterEditors
"Imagine thinking water tastes sweet without any sugar or flavorings... must be refreshing to live in a fantasy world where H2O is the new candy 🍭 #delusional #sweetwatermyth"
Cover letters are like letting beggars be choosers. "Please hire me because I really need a job" translates to "I'll take whatever I can get." 😂 #CoverLetterStruggles #JobHuntingSucks
"Imagine getting your news from a YouTuber instead of actual articles. Must be nice living in the alternate reality where 'likes' equal credibility. 🙄 #FakeNews #GetInformed"
iPhone users: "Wow, I'm so innovative and creative because I use AirPods and take amazing portrait mode selfies. Who needs a headphone jack or a decent battery life anyway? #AppleKnowsBest" 📱
Eagles always trying to act all tough and majestic, but then they go and hide their weak little necks like they're ashamed of them 🦅 #NeckShame #BirdProblems
"Just realized the American Dream is actually just a slightly above average amount of sleep, minimal student loan debt, and a reliable car. Not exactly what I had in mind when I pictured a mansion and a yacht. #AmericanDream #NotSoDreamy"
Imagine thinking that the sound of a scratched up vinyl record is somehow more "authentic" or "accurate" than a crystal-clear digital file. Like sure, I guess if you enjoy the soothing sounds of a cat walking across sandpaper.
Why do cereal companies think watching a random character eat wheat makes it more appetizing? Just give me the nutrition facts and move along. #CerealMascots #NotBuyingIt
Just watched a movie with so many CGI explosions that I thought I was watching a cheap fireworks display. Talk about mediocrity at its finest. #CGIfail #explosionoverload
Time travel movies are cute and all, but it's hilarious how they always predict the future wrong. Where are my flying cars and hoverboards at? #BackToTheDrawingBoard
Why do old people expect us to understand sayings like "Don't count your chickens before they hatch"? Like sorry Carol, I don't live on a farm. #ConfusedMillennials
Beck is so underrated these days, everyone's all about music that takes less effort to listen to. Let me just press play and relax... Oh wait, my third eye isn't open yet. #UnderratedBeck
Looks like California is so desperate to be its own island that it's just gonna break off and sink into the ocean. Good riddance, we won't miss the avocado toast. #Californication #ByeFelicia
Why do golf carts act like they're so fancy? They're just glorified go-karts for lazy adults who couldn't make the cut for NASCAR. #golfcartshame #slowpoke
Shoutout to the SAT for always throwing in those 400 pity points like we're gonna proudly display our abysmal score 😂 #thanksforthesympathypal #SATstruggles
Nicolas Cage buying castles to feel closer to royalty is like me wearing a crown from Burger King and pretending I'm a monarch. #CastleCrashers #NicolasCageRoyalFauxPas
DIO really out here thinking he's too cool for a last name, like ok buddy we get it, you're too fabulous for the government's naming system 🙄 #DIOproblems #WhoNeedsALastName
Looks like California is finally getting ready to cut ties with the rest of the US and sink into the ocean. Good luck navigating those waters, Hollywood! #SinkingState #CaliforniaDreaming #ByeByeCalifornia
Why do we need to shorten words to sound cool? I don't have time to decipher if "lit" means the party is exciting or if someone's on fire. #SlangIsConfusing
So apparently some people think photographers just "press a button" but won't even attempt to take and edit their own pics... I guess they missed the memo on the whole creativity and skill thing 📸💁♂️ #photography #justpressabutton
Just saw someone order a kale salad with a side of gluten-free bread and a diet soda. Because nothing says healthy like canceling out nutrients with unnecessary dietary restrictions. #GlutenIsNotTheEnemy #TheStruggleIsReal
Sitcoms: where people have unrealistic jobs, inexplicably large apartments, and a never-ending supply of jokes. Because that's totally how real life works. 🙄 #sitcomlogic
Batman really out here thinking that throwing money at his problems will solve everything. Newsflash, Bruce: money can't buy happiness or a decent movie script. #billionairebutstillbrokeman
Mind Flex: for those times you want to test your luck instead of your skills. Because who needs strategy when you have a random jumble of wires and a shaky headband? #Fail #MindFlexMoreLikeMindLuck
Why bother with astrological signs to define your personality when there are already political parties waiting to pigeonhole you perfectly? #astrology #politics #stereotypes
Just read a fanfic where Harry Potter joins forces with the Teletubbies to defeat Voldemort... I think it's time to officially retire from the world of fanfiction. #cringe #badwriting #fanficfail
Who needs fancy weather measuring systems when you have a groundhog telling you if winter is ending? Good luck predicting my outfit, Mr. Groundhog. #GroundhogDay #WeatherProblems
"Breaking News: Local man buys 100 different cryptocurrencies in hopes of becoming a millionaire overnight. In other news, the tooth fairy is now accepting Dogecoin as payment. #GoodLuckWithThat"
Imagine thinking you can absorb all the soothing melodies and soulful lyrics while you're fast asleep. Sorry, but your brain cells need rest too! #MusicIsForWakingHours
Who knew adding microtones to a song could turn it into a creepy horror soundtrack? Sorry, not everything is a suspenseful movie scene, let's keep it chill with the regular notes, shall we? #NotEverythingIsAHorrorMovie
Just saw a group of teenagers walking down the street in their oversized hoodies and dark eyeliner... I think I need to change my pants. #teenagers #scary #sendhelp
Disney World thinks it's the most magical place on Earth, but have they forgotten about Harry Potter World chilling right next to them? #awkward #mugglelife
Zack Snyder really out here pioneering the four hour long movie genre. At this rate, his next film is gonna come with an intermission and a complimentary back massage. #SnydersnyderRumors
Introducing the Cybertruck: the perfect vehicle for when you want to go off-roading and...um...make a statement? 🤔 #Cybertruck #Tesla #WhatWereTheyThinking
Can't believe Digimon went from evolving cute animals to transforming into actual guns. Next thing you know, they'll be evolving into kitchen appliances. #Digimon #EvolutionGoneWrong
Just watched a toddler pick their favorite toy by throwing a dart blindfolded. Couldn't help but think, "Hmm, reminds me of the electoral college." #ElectionShenanigans
Our brains are basically just a sophisticated network of water reserves. So the next time you're feeling thirsty, just remember - you're literally hydrating your intelligence. #H2OLogic
Looks like the dinosaurs skipped leg day one too many times. RIP to their slow running skills when the meteors came through 🦕💨💥 #LackingSpeed #ExtinctionFail
Just realized Dave and Busters doesn't actually bust anyone. False advertising much? Just call it Dave and... I guess we just play games 😂 #bustedbutnotreally
Vegetables be like "eat five servings a day for good health" but let's be real, one serving is basically just a single bite. #veggiesareoverrated #givemethecarbs
Imagine thinking different shapes of pasta taste different...we really gonna pretend penne tastes different than fusilli? Just boil them up and enjoy, no need for the pasta snobbery 🍝 #SameTasteDifferentShape
Just watched a YouTube commentary where the person talked more about their breakfast than the actual video. Please stay on topic... #EyeRoll #YouTubeCommentaryFail
It's amazing how some people still question why manhole covers are circular... like have they never seen a manhole before? 🤦♂️ #geometry101 #circleoflife
Just found out authoritative parents have elected themselves as leaders in the household. Do they also have a campaign manager and a speechwriter for family meetings? #parentingfail
Soft rocks are like rocks that never hit the gym. Can't handle the pressure of being a real rock. Step up your game, softies! #roastingsession #harderisbetter
John Cena really out here telling us he's invisible...well if that's the case, he must also be a professional hide and seek champion too 🤣 #JohnCena #InvisibleMan #WWE
Handy Manny really has it made, making his tools do all the work without pay or breaks. Must be nice to have your own little unpaid workforce on command! #HandyManny #LazyBuilder
Looks like Cocoa Puffs is determined to make us all go cuckoo for promoting insanity with every bite. Cheers to a cereal that thinks outside the box...literally.
Skipper can't analyze info for himself to save his life. He's like a lost penguin without a GPS. Maybe he needs a compass for that one brain cell of his. #CaptainObvious #SkipperStruggles
Can't believe other animals haven't figured out the concept of forming an unfair economy like us humans. Poor souls must be stuck in a barter system while we thrive in capitalism. #EvolutionWinning #AnimalEconomyFail
"If you think all photographers do is press one button, then I guess all writers do is push one key on a keyboard 🤷♂️📸 #photographyisart #notjustoneshotwonders"
Cats may act all cute and innocent, but we all know deep down they're plotting our demise. Watch your back, fellow humans, kitty assassins are on the loose. #CatConspiracy #NotSoInnocentFelineTerrorists
Gender reveal parties: the one event that proves just how far we haven't come in terms of gender equality. Because why focus on recognizing and celebrating who someone is as a person when you can boil it down to outdated stereotypes instead? #genderstereotypes #equalityfail
Is it just me or do 90 degree angles give anyone else major existential dread? Like, why can't they just chill out and be a smooth curve or something? #geometrywoes #straightlinesarestressful
Just finished watching How To Train Your Dragon and I have one question: where exactly are the instructions on how to train a dragon? 🤷♂️ #ConfusedMuch
Pop singers be like "imagine a world where everyone holds hands and sings Kumbaya." Meanwhile, I can't even get my own family to agree on pizza toppings. #DreamOn #RealLifeIsntAHighSchoolMusical
"Shoutout to all the DJs out there who think Mr. Brightside is a suitable song for every event, from weddings to funerals. Maybe it's time to switch up the playlist, just a suggestion 🎶 #SameOldSong #MixItUp"
Just watched a YouTube commentary where the person talked more about their day than the actual video. Thanks for the thrilling play-by-play of your breakfast, but I came for the content, not your life story. #GetToThePoint
Just because you paint with your pinky up doesn't make your art superior. Let's all just appreciate different styles and techniques instead of acting like we're the art gods of the universe. #ArtSnobs #GetOffYourHighHorse
So we created the government to give us power, but now it feels like they have all the power and we're just here for the ride. Who's really in charge here? #irony #governmentcontrol
When you align everything perfectly in your design, but then realize you've used four different fonts and a rainbow gradient background. #GraphicDesignFail #DesignPrinciplesGoneWrong
Why wear underwear under your swim trunks? Is your junk feeling insecure or something? Let it all hang out, embrace the freedom! 🩲🏊♂️ #CommandoSwimming
It's funny how no one bursts into song in real life like they do in musicals. Can you imagine belting out a solo in the middle of a meeting? 😂 #MusicalFantasies
So is Donkey Kong a donkey? Nope. Is he a Kong? Try again. More like a big ol' gorilla with a misleading name. #falseadvertising #whoknew #notadonkey #notakong
Dr. Destiny's parents must have had a laugh coming up with that one. Maybe they were feeling a little too optimistic about his future in villainy? #lamevillainnames
Elon Musk probably puts the milk in before the cereal because he likes to disrupt the traditional breakfast experience too 🥛🥣 #innovator #breakfastrevolutionary
Perfection is like trying to find a unicorn riding a rainbow while balancing a stack of perfectly arranged pancakes on its horn. Good luck with that. #perfectionisamyth
If you're tired of dancing memes, you're not alone. They're basically just "look at me, I'm dancing" with no real punch line or subversion of expectations. #dancingmemes #overit
Just finished watching the latest "documentary" episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm... I guess they couldn't be bothered to write a script this time around 😂 #improvfordays
"Just played Palworld and wow, it's just like Pokemon but with stolen assets! Can't wait for the sequel, Palmon and the quest for originality. #pokemonripoff #palworld #gottacatchthemallbutnotreally"
Welsh must have a beef with vowels because their words are like 90% consonants. Good luck trying to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch without spraining your tongue! #ConsonantCity #WelshLanguageStruggles
"Breaking news: My Chemical Romance announces their new album 'Highs and Lows' - featuring hits like 'Chasing the Dragon' and 'Rehab Romance.' Stay tuned for their upcoming 'Intervention' tour!"
Just because you could afford to give birth in a private suite doesn't mean your parenting decisions are superior. Money can't buy common sense, Karen. #ParentingFail #MoneyDoesntEqualWisdom
Nicolas Cage truly shines in National Treasure 2, showcasing his charisma, wit, and charm in every scene. A true masterpiece of a performance! #NationalTreasure2 #NicolasCage #BestRole
Star Wars really out here acting like they invented the concept of "the force" when every parent has been using it for generations to get their kids to eat their vegetables. #originalityfail #MaytheForkbeWithYou
Taken movies are the perfect example of what happens when you forget to hire an editor...or maybe they were just really into jump cuts and shaky cam the entire time. #TakenNotEdited
Who thought it was a good idea to make spicy sodas? Like, no thank you, I'll stick to flavors that don't burn my taste buds off. #PassTheWater #NoSpiceInMySoda
Can you believe that in this day and age we still settle things by fighting each other? Like seriously, can't we just have a civilized discussion over a cup of tea or something? #barbaricways #savetheviolence
So apparently Star Wars thought it would be cool to just casually change major story points like it's no big deal 🙄 Next thing you know, they'll be retconning who shot first during the cantina scene #MayTheInconsistenciesBeWithYou
Dress codes are just society's way of trying to force me to put on more clothes... nice try, but jokes on you, I'll be wearing shorts in the dead of winter ❄️ #rebelstyle
Zack Snyder may have pioneered the four hour long movie, but we were all perfectly happy with a two hour film and a bathroom break. #SnyderCut #toolong
Who needs to follow the rules of hierarchy, alignment, and contrast in graphic design when you can just use Comic Sans and call it a day? #designfail #graphicdesignsins
Just saw someone driving on the shoulder like it's their own personal express lane. News flash: You're not special, you're just a jerk. #ShoulderDriverProblems
Nostalgia Critic sure thinks he's funnier than the movies he reviews... but sometimes I think the movies have the last laugh #NostalgiaCritic #OverconfidentMuch
Eagles out here actin' all tough with those sharp talons and fierce beaks, but then they go and hide their weak little necks like they're some kind of delicate flower. 🦅 #NeckGate #EagleSwag
Just saw a bunch of animals roaming around in their natural habitats. LOL they don't even have an unfair economy like us humans do. Can't relate #brokeanimals #capitalismrules
If Nicolas Cage invented the Faraday Cage, he'd probably call it the Nicolas Cage and star in a movie about it saving the world from electromagnetic interference. #ElectricPersonality #FaradayCageWho
Ever notice how sitcoms with laugh tracks make you feel like you're stuck in a room full of overly aggressive cheerleaders who won't let you leave until you fake laugh at their mediocre jokes for over 20 minutes straight? #laughtracksmakemecringe
"Breaking News: Entertainment industry proves once again that creativity is dead by announcing another unnecessary remake of a classic film. Stay tuned for more unoriginal content coming your way! #HollywoodClueless"
"Imagine being part of a species where you have to pay to win. Can't relate, I'm just out here thriving in the animal kingdom for free. #SorryNotSorry"
"How To Train Your Dragon should be called 'How To Confuse Your Dragon' because those instructions were about as clear as a foggy night in Berk. #figureitout"
"Who knew that stupidity could be so deadly? Looks like the average life expectancy just got shorter thanks to all these outbreaks! #SurvivalOfTheFittest"
HIVEMIND YouTube channel claiming to support free will? More like "free will" to clickbait their way into your brain. Good luck resisting the hive mentality! #ThoughtPolice
Imagine thinking that the shape of your pasta actually changes the taste. News flash: it's all the same delicious carb goodness, Karen. #PastaDelusions
Old people be like, "Back in my day we had it tough!" But didn't y'all fight for better wages, healthcare, and retirement benefits? Now you're mad cuz we have it better? 🙄 #MillennialKnowsBest
Looks like Joe Biden's campaign bus is more like a low rider than a high roller. Low Ridin' Joe Biden cruising into the White House like... #Biden2020 #LowRiderJoe