Nicolas Cage buying castles to feel closer to royalty is like me wearing a crown from Burger King and pretending I'm a monarch. #CastleCrashers #NicolasCageRoyalFauxPas
Just tried Diet Soylent for the first time and can confirm it's definitely not made from humans... I think. #soylentgreenispeople #justkidding #notcannibals
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