"Just realized the American Dream is actually just a slightly above average amount of sleep, minimal student loan debt, and a reliable car. Not exactly what I had in mind when I pictured a mansion and a yacht. #AmericanDream #NotSoDreamy"
Just tried Diet Soylent for the first time and can confirm it's definitely not made from humans... I think. #soylentgreenispeople #justkidding #notcannibals
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