Toothpaste companies be like: "Let's just stick with mint flavor, because who needs variety when you can have the same boring taste every day? 🙄 #WhereIsTheBlueberryToothpaste"
Just had a meeting with the CEO and turns out their job description is just to play golf, make empty promises, and collect a fat paycheck. #CEOlife #easyjob
Just realized Dave and Busters doesn't actually bust anyone. False advertising much? Just call it Dave and... I guess we just play games 😂 #bustedbutnotreally
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