"Dear Time, can you please slow down a bit? I blinked and my childhood became a history lesson, my twenties turned into a midlife crisis, and now I'm contemplating retirement. Can we negotiate a slower pace here? Sincerely, a confused
Just had a meeting with the CEO and turns out their job description is just to play golf, make empty promises, and collect a fat paycheck. #CEOlife #easyjob
Just realized Dave and Busters doesn't actually bust anyone. False advertising much? Just call it Dave and... I guess we just play games 😂 #bustedbutnotreally
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