Grand Parodies Blog

Imagine thinking AI can create art better than humans. Sure, maybe a computer can generate some pretty patterns, but can it capture raw emotion and creativity? I don't think so. #ArtificiallyLame

Looks like God ghosted us after creating humanity. Can't blame him though, we're a handful. #SorryNotSorry #GodsGreatestMistake

Just because AI can do a lot of things for you, doesn't mean you can rely on it to do everything while you chill on the couch. Get up and put in some effort, lazy bones! #AIaintyourbutler

Looks like these bowlers have been skipping arm day... on just one arm 😂💪🎳 #BowlingFail #ArmDayFail

Yo mama jokes are so outdated, even your mama called and said she wants her punchlines back. #Savage #Roasted #YoMamaSoLastCentury

Just saw someone on the 'Grow Up Plan' acting like a baby because they couldn't get their favorite snack at the office. Maybe they need to upgrade to the 'Adulting 101 Plan' instead 😂 #adultingfail #nevergrowup

Timmy Turner may have fairy godparents, but no amount of magic can make him average. #BelowAverageTimmy

Time travel movies always predict the future wrong. Where are the flying cars and robot butlers they promised? I'm still waiting for my hoverboard and self-lacing shoes! #timetravelfails

Money really out here making us sacrifice our time, sleep, and sanity just for a chance to continue existing on this planet. Thanks for nothing, you greedy little piece of paper.

If you're spending more time pondering the meaning of life than actually living it, maybe you just need to switch to decaf. #GetALife #StopAsking #LiveLaughLove

Expanding my bed gives me more bed room but less bedroom space. Who needs floor space anyways? #oops #priorities

Hungry for attention are kids at a buffet - always reaching for more, even when they've had their fill. #AttentionSeekers #KidsTheseDays

"Just took a 'what type of bread are you?' quiz instead of studying for my actual exams... priorities are definitely in order 🥖#ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

Just found out Toyota owners don't get a toy Yoda with their purchase. Missing out on the real MVP accessory smh #MaytheForcebewithyou #ToyotaFAIL

Politics be like: "Here's what we don't want the other side to do" #politics #secrets #showandtell

Can't believe there's still no dislike button on social media. How else am I supposed to subtly let people know they're wrong without having to type it out? #BringBackDislike

Just wrote a country song about losing my truck, my dog, and my girl. Now I'm left with nothing but a broken heart and a bottle of whiskey. Classic. #CountryMusic #LossLyrics

Jazz: when rock decides to play the wrong notes on purpose and call it art. #JazzOrChaos #RockWithABadAttitude

"Didn't realize we needed a sequel to Taylor Lautner, but here we are 🙄 #toomanytwilights"

Pizza: the only food group that can make you question how many slices you've had in one sitting. #pizzaoverload #noregrets

Wow, love how video games insist on having a higher frame rate than movies... Can't believe they think we actually need to see all those extra frames of action. Like, slow down, we're just trying to watch a movie, not enter hyper-speed mode. #24fpsForever #CinematicExperience

If Dream was a nightmare, he'd probably be the one where you're running away but your legs won't move fast enough. #DreamCan'tCatchMe

Remember when we used to get high off scented markers in elementary school like it was some kind of forbidden fruit? Ah, the innocence of childhood. #ScentedMarkerMondays

Taylor Swift should start a new project called "Songs About Literally Anything Else Besides My Boyfriends." Just a thought. #SameOldLoveSongs

Why do Maryland, Virginia, and DC insist on calling themselves the DMV as if anyone actually enjoys waiting in long lines and dealing with bureaucracy? #NotMyDMV #JustCallItWhatItIs

James Marsden must be the real-life Dr. Dolittle, I mean have you seen him talking to animals in movies? Maybe he's secretly fluent in animal language or maybe it's just really good acting... #TalkingToAnimalsExpert #JamesMarsdenZookeeper

Taylor Swift must be out here looking for toxic relationships on purpose just so she can secure that bag with a killer breakup song #savage #queenofbreakups

Why do people feel the need to add "ussy" to everything? Just stop. It's not cutesy, it's just annoying. Stop trying to make everything sound like a word from a children's book. #OverIt #StopTheUssyMadness

Penguinz0 really out here rockin’ that default man outfit like he just clicked “Randomize” on character creation #FashionFail #OutOfStyle

Just saw someone wearing flannel in 80 degree weather... must be trying to sweat out all those regrets from their grunge phase in the 90s. #FashionFail #FlannelFool

Just attended a girl dinner where the main course was salad and the dessert was "air." Guess we're all saving room for our next glass of wine 🍷 #GirlsNightOut #FoodiesSurvivingOnAir

Can't hear without subtitles? Just remember, the less senses you have, the stronger the others become! 😂 #subtitlesarelife #hearingimpaired

Why are memes about dancing never funny? Oh right, because there's no punch line or subversion of expectations. Just a bunch of people moving awkwardly to music. #dancememes #notfunny

Santa's got a real attitude problem. Can't be bothered to use the door like the rest of us. Just slides down the chimney like he owns the place. #SantaShortcuts

Watching Star Wars again and realizing that if the characters were any more one-dimensional, they'd be paper cutouts. #Maytheforcebewithyouin2D

Goths really out here acting like sleeves don't exist in the winter. We get it, you're dark and mysterious, but you still gonna get cold, honey. #SleevelessGoths

Syndrome took rejection from Mr. Incredible even worse than Taylor Swift takes it from her exes. Talk about a supervillain-sized temper tantrum. #GetOverItSyndrome

Just saw Superman walking around without his glasses on. Like we're all supposed to pretend we don't know it's him... 🦸‍♂️ #ClarkKentWho #NotFoolingAnyone

"Watching Rick and Morty is like trying to follow a conversation between a genius and a burping pickle. 🥒🙄 #toomuchscience #notaconfusingatall"

Whoever invented "shants" (shorts + pants) clearly couldn't make up their mind...just like me trying to figure out if I'm hot or cold when wearing them. #FashionFail #MakeUpYourMind

So we're just gonna let Karen spew her nonsense without a dislike button? Good luck trying to tell her how wrong she is without hurting her delicate feelings. #DislikeButtonNow #KarenStrikesAgain

"Who needs a grill when you can just eat your steak raw and call it 'rare' 🥩 #RawIsGross"

George Washington really got the short end of the stick by ending up on the lowest bill. I guess being the first President doesn't always guarantee the top spot. #LowBillProblems

Why do goblins get such a bad rap? I mean, some of them are probably just misunderstood humans in need of a good skincare routine. #goblinlife #justhumanthings

Just spent 2 hrs browsing DeviantArt and now I feel like I need to cleanse my eyes with some holy water. #WTFart #onlyondeviantart

Fan fiction writers really out here acting like they own the place, using other people's IPs like it's their own personal playground. Sorry, folks, but you can't just waltz in and claim ownership of someone else's world. #fanfiction #IPtheft

Money: the reason we sacrifice sleep, weekends, and our sanity just for the chance to live a little longer 😂 #priorities #moneytalks

Tyler, the Creator really out here thinking he's the only Tyler who creates. Newsflash buddy, there's a whole army of Tylers out there getting creative too. #JustOneInTheTylerUniverse

Jazz music is just regular music played wrong. Just because you can't find the beat doesn't make it sophisticated. #SorryNotSorry #JazzIsMessy

Watch out, folks! The cops are on a mission to target all red vehicle owners because apparently driving a crimson car automatically makes you a speed demon. 🚗🚨 #RedCarProblems #SeriouslyThough

"Pineapple pizza is absolutely delicious, try!"

Nostalgia Critic be like, "I'm funnier than the movies I review." 😂 Sure, Jan. #whoslaughingnow #overconfidentmuch

Speed dating is like applying for a job with way more rejection and way less pay. #rejectionpro #rejectedmorethanaccepted

Traffic: the only thing that manages to have no purpose yet inconvenience everyone on a daily basis. #pointlesscongestion

Some people love their drinks so cold that they put ice in them... Chill out, Karen, your water doesn't need to be Antarctica-level cold. #iceicebaby

Hooters really missed the mark by not hiring real owls as servers. I was ready to tip big for some authentic hoots with my wings. #owlsshotdown #hootersfail

Whoever invented the green screen clearly wasn't thinking ahead. Thank goodness for the blue screen, finally a screen color that doesn't clash with nature! #BlueScreenFTW #GreenScreenFail

So Batman, the cosplayer with a trust fund, thinks he's a hero? Please, I'll take a real hero over a rich kid in a cape any day. #JustSayin #FakeItTilYouMakeIt

Remember when 90's rap music videos thought abstract circles were the peak of visual creativity? Good times. #ThrowbackThursday #CircleBackgroundsRock

Taylor Swift's secret to success: finding bad relationships on purpose so she can turn them into hit songs and make bank. #TaylorsTrackRecord

French words be like: "Je suis fatigué" more like "Jeee sssuuuiisss faatiiiigguéééé" #VowelOverload #FrenchProblems

Jason Statham's next movie: "The Fast and the Furious: Submarine Edition" 🚗🌊 #ActionJackson #StathamStunts

Yoko Ono's singing is like a cat being strangled by a duck in a blender. #earplugsneeded

Just found out Toyota owners don't actually get a toy Yoda with their purchase. Talk about false advertising! #maytheforcebewithyou #toyotaowners

Why do some people wear underwear under their swim trunks? Are they training for a triathlon or just really into extra layers of fabric when they go for a swim? 🩲🏊‍♂️ #FashionFail #FreeTheBooty

"iPhone users out here thinking they're tech experts just because they can recite every line from the commercials. Spoiler alert: that won't fix your cracked screen."

Energy drinks give me the type of energy that makes me want to clean my entire house at 3 am...instead of actually getting work done. #HyperButUnproductive

If you put ice in your drinks, you're basically just watering down your own good time. Just sayin'. #NoIcePlease #MoreSipLessDrip

"K Cups really out here charging us an arm and a leg for a single serving of coffee. More like K Ripoffs, am I right? #overpricedcaffeine"

George Lucas could have had so much potential but instead we got Jar Jar Binks. #wastedyouthnostalgia

Imagine Dragons really outdid themselves with the creativity of their band name. Too bad that's the most original thing they've ever done. #burn #justsaying

Looks like Smoothie King found his Queen after all... Dairy Queen that is. Cheers to the happy couple blending their flavors together. #SmoothieKing #DairyQueen #RoyalWedding

Cody Ko isn't allowed to have fun because his mom said "it's a privilege, not a right" #NoFunForCodyKo

So the dinosaurs were just chillin' during the carving of the Grand Canyon huh? Must've been too busy perfecting their roar or something 🦖 #lazydinos #getittogether

Imagine thinking creativity isn't a job just because it doesn't involve Excel spreadsheets and TPS reports. Some of us actually get paid to use our imagination, unlike whoever came up with "casual Fridays." #CreativeArts #GetWithTheTimes

CMYK be looking all dull and faded next to his shiny, vibrant cousin RGB. No wonder CMYK stands for "Can't Match Your Kolors" 🎨 #ColorStruggle

Just because you have a high IQ doesn't mean you'll ever know everything. Keep reaching for the stars, geniuses, but you'll never catch 'em all! #knowledgeisendless #smartypants #foreverlearning

"Entertainment industry be like: 🎭 Sequels, prequels, remakes, reboots, spin-offs, spin-offs of spin-offs! We're one step away from a movie about making a movie about making a movie..oh wait, that's already a thing! 🎬🤯 #CreativityGoneWild #WhereIsTheOriginality"

"Dear Time, can you please slow down a bit? I blinked and my childhood became a history lesson, my twenties turned into a midlife crisis, and now I'm contemplating retirement. Can we negotiate a slower pace here? Sincerely, a confused

Who needs a degree when you can spend all your time perfecting those free throws and touchdowns? 🎓💪 #SportsScholarships #NoBooksNeeded

"Isn't it ironic how schools teach us about cells, but forget to mention life skills? 🤔 Time to solve for x in algebra AND in real life! 💯 #SchoolPriorities"

"Breaking News: Scientists confirm that superhero movies are secretly using crayons and finger-painting for their cutting-edge CGI effects 😂 #SuperheroesGoneCrayon #NoMorePixelatedHeroes"

"🎵 Breaking News: Taylor Swift announced the release of her new album titled 'Ex-Boyfriend's Greatest Hits'. Get ready for another round of heartfelt ballads...or should we say 'band-aids'? 🤷‍♀️🎶 #BoyfriendChronicles"

"Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new species of people who put ice in drinks. They're called 'Icenosaurus Rex'! 😂"

"Music: the only place where everyone can finally realize that they're all on the same 'track' and can 'beat' each other with the same 'notes'. 😂🎶 #OneSizeFitsAll #CreatorsCorner"

 Personalized ads be like: "We can hear your conversations, but somehow we still manage to recommend the opposite of what you need. Thanks for the eavesdropping fail, AI! 🙄 #PersonalizedAds #WrongProducts"

"Vector thought he was the ultimate villain, but let's be real, El Macho had style, moves, and that epic salsa music! Sorry Vector, but you've just been outclassed. #ElMacho #DespicableMe" 

 Hey Tony the Tiger, heard you're all about that "frosted" life, but ever wondered what happens when you eat cereal all day? 🐯🥣 #FiberIsCalling #ExpandYourPalate

 Lol, some folks think cryptos will magically make them rich overnight. Newsflash: unicorns and rainbows aren't currency. #CryptoFantasy

 "People say Earth is a small world. Yeah, sure, if you consider 7.9 billion people cramming onto just one planet 'small.' Must be a new definition of 'small' I missed in English class. 😂 #EarthIsOverflowing #BigLittleWorld"

"Plot twist: now the kids from Stranger Things are dealing with real-life inconveniences like growth spurts, voice cracks, and awkward teenage romance. Can't wait to see them fight supernatural creatures while dealing with acne too! #StrangerThings5 #PubertyProblems" 

 "Breaking News: Elon Musk revealed the secret to his success - he puts the milk in before the cereal! Who knew that was the secret to being a billionaire? #MilkFirst #UnconventionalMornings"

"Taylor Swift really takes 'love song' to a whole new level. She's like a human calendar, counting the days until she can write another song about her ex-boyfriends. 🗓️🎶 #SingAboutSomethingElse"