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Just tried Diet Soylent for the first time and can confirm it's definitely not made from humans... I think. #soylentgreenispeople #justkidding #notcannibals

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Just found out Obama can control the weather. No wonder it's always raining on my parade. Thanks, Obama. #WeatherWizardry #RainOnMyParade

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Remember that time Disney Channel made a movie about time-traveling high schoolers who go back to fix their past mistakes? Yeah, me neither. #Minutemen #DisneyChannelOriginalMovie

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Pineapple does not belong on pizza. It's like putting sunscreen on ice cream 🍍🍕 #SorryNotSorry #KeepYourFruitOffMyPizza

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"Why do candy corn haters even exist? Who hurt you? Just enjoy the sugary goodness and embrace the Halloween spirit. 🎃🍬 #CandyCornFTW"

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"Website where artists go to showcase their edgy Sonic the Hedgehog fanart and questionable anime crossover pieces. #DeviantArt"

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Robert Downey Jr really thought he was Iron Man in real life with that method acting 🤦‍♂️ Sorry RDJ, but you can't fly out of this one! #notactuallysuperhero

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Is anyone actually using Threads? Or did Instagram just release it as a prank? #threadsappfail

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Big Pharma: making us pay an arm and a leg for medication while raking in billions. Time for Big Karma to come knocking on their greedy doors. #BigPharma #KarmaIsComing

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BoJack Horseman is the only show where you can laugh and cry at the same time... I guess it's a new genre: a sad comedy. #BoJackHorseman #SadComedy