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Just got a new video game where the "cutscenes" are just still images 😂 Can't believe I paid for a glorified picture book! #lazydevelopment #givememotion

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Happy Day of the Dead to all the living people out there! Party it up like the undead... oh wait, you're not actually dead. #Awkward #CelebratingLife #NotActuallyDead

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Imagine getting all your news from YouTubers instead of, you know, actual articles written by trained journalists. #StayWoke #ReadABook

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Remember that movie Minutemen from Disney Channel? Yeah, me neither. Guess they were too busy trying to time travel to actually make a good movie. #DisneyChannelClassics #ThrowbackFail

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Donut holes are like regular donuts, but without the unnecessary hole taking up all that empty space. #NotSoHoleyAfterAll 🍩

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Hollywood really be letting Steven Seagal make more movies like they forgot he peaked in the 90s and not in a good way. #SeagalStruggle #HollywoodHustle

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RDJ must really be into method acting...heard he's been walking around in a metal suit claiming he's Iron Man in real life. Someone tell him Halloween's over! #MethodActingGoneWrong #JustRDJThings

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So the devil went down to Georgia...and couldn't even stay there? Must've been too afraid of Johnny's fiddle skills. #fail #devilwentbackhome

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Just watched a superhero movie with so much CGI, I thought I was watching a video game cutscene. How about a little less computer-generated and a little more super-powered, am I right? #CGIoverload #SuperheroProblems

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Who knew that watching a weirdly satisfying video of someone making slime required a soundtrack straight out of a dramatic movie trailer? #oddlysatisfyingmusic