"Don't trust anything that calls itself a 'jelly bean' when it contains zero jelly. Shouldn't it be called 'bean candies' instead? 🤔 #falseadvertisement"
Ever notice how all the vaccinated people seem to be constantly craving avocado toast and cold brew coffee? Coincidence? I think not. #VaccineControl #StayWoke
Popular music: the easiest recipe for success. Just add some generic lyrics, a catchy beat, and a sprinkle of auto-tune. Bon appétit, aspiring musicians. #cookiecuttermusic
So apparently historical events are just an excuse for filmmakers to make fan fiction movies now? Can't wait for the sequels where Julius Caesar fights zombies and Cleopatra teams up with superheroes. #HistoricalFanFiction
Can't believe vtubers haven't figured out how to tube in real life yet. Come on, do some tubing outside of the virtual world already! #GetOffTheScreen #TubingFail
Can't wait for the next election where we get to choose between the dumpster fire and the tire fire to represent our country! 🇺🇸🔥 #elections #lesseroftwoevils