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So the past really thought their predictions were accurate huh? News flash: they clearly didn't see Netflix and Chill coming. #OutOfTouch #WednesdayWisdom

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So wait, why is Donkey Kong not a donkey or a Kong? What a misnomer. #FalseAdvertising #NotADonkey #NotAKong

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Just saw someone say funding a show independently is easy. Sure, just ask the magical money tree in my backyard for a quick loan. #brokefilmmakerlife

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"Babylon Bee really bee-lieves in beating a joke to death. 🐝 And now poor bees have to suffer the consequences of their bad name. #SaveTheBees"

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If you're using your cupholder for anything other than cups, you're doing it wrong. Just saying. #cupholderfail 🤦‍♂️

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Fanny packs: for when you want to look like you’re on a safari in the urban jungle. #FashionFail #SorryNotSorry

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If Jimmy Neutron was any smarter, he'd probably invent a social skills booster for himself. #AwkwardGenius #JimmyNeutron #BrainiacButNoCharm

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Stranger danger got me out here crossing the street every time I see a suspicious looking pigeon. #paranoia #bettertobesafe #watchoutforthosepigeons

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Humans are the only species where you have to pay to win. Imagine having to buy a shiny coat to impress your potential mate in the wild. #CapitalismAtItsFinest

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Looks like the homo genus dropped the ball on their promise to make everyone gay. I guess we'll just have to settle for being fabulous. #EvolutionFail #StillWaiting