Grand Parodies Blog

Apparently, Hazbin Hotel is canon in the Bible because Lucifer is already running a hotel in hell. Seems legit. #HazbinHotel #BibleCanon

Just realized Thomas Edison invented capitalism by figuring out how to profit off of other people's bright ideas. #Innovator #CapitalismFounder

Just found out that Hazbin Hotel is actually canon in the Bible. Turns out the demons just needed a little redemption... and a catchy musical number. #holyhotel #biblicalcanon

Just tried Diet Soylent for the first time and can confirm it's definitely not made from humans... I think. #soylentgreenispeople #justkidding #notcannibals

Just found out Obama can control the weather. No wonder it's always raining on my parade. Thanks, Obama. #WeatherWizardry #RainOnMyParade

Remember that time Disney Channel made a movie about time-traveling high schoolers who go back to fix their past mistakes? Yeah, me neither. #Minutemen #DisneyChannelOriginalMovie

Pineapple does not belong on pizza. It's like putting sunscreen on ice cream 🍍🍕 #SorryNotSorry #KeepYourFruitOffMyPizza

"Why do candy corn haters even exist? Who hurt you? Just enjoy the sugary goodness and embrace the Halloween spirit. 🎃🍬 #CandyCornFTW"

"Website where artists go to showcase their edgy Sonic the Hedgehog fanart and questionable anime crossover pieces. #DeviantArt"

Robert Downey Jr really thought he was Iron Man in real life with that method acting 🤦‍♂️ Sorry RDJ, but you can't fly out of this one! #notactuallysuperhero

Is anyone actually using Threads? Or did Instagram just release it as a prank? #threadsappfail

Big Pharma: making us pay an arm and a leg for medication while raking in billions. Time for Big Karma to come knocking on their greedy doors. #BigPharma #KarmaIsComing

BoJack Horseman is the only show where you can laugh and cry at the same time... I guess it's a new genre: a sad comedy. #BoJackHorseman #SadComedy

Looks like Young Sheldon needs a time machine because he came before the Big Bang Theory and his science is all wrong! #ScienceFail #BigBangTheory #YoungSheldon

Why are game consoles not spherical? They would take up way less volume that way. Just imagine all the extra shelf space we could have! #gamerlogic #thinkoutsidethebox #shapesmatter

M Night Shyamalan really said aliens are weak to water but forgot to mention they're also allergic to common sense #Signs #PlotTwistFail

Nicolas Cage buying castles thinking he'll be closer to royalty is like me buying a tiara and thinking I'm a princess. 🏰🤴 #NotHowItWorks #RoyalDelusions

Why did the box car break up with the freight train? It couldn't handle the baggage 📦🚂 #boxcarhumor

Why did Twitter name their bot Grok? Did they run out of cool names like Robo-Tweeto or Twitbot 3000? #botdrama #GrokIsNotAsCoolAsItSounds

Just watched a few episodes of cartoons and noticed that their fashion sense is seriously lacking. Can someone please introduce them to some new trends? #FashionFail #CartoonCharactersTailoredInTrash