Just tried Diet Soylent for the first time and can confirm it's definitely not made from humans... I think. #soylentgreenispeople #justkidding #notcannibals
Remember that time Disney Channel made a movie about time-traveling high schoolers who go back to fix their past mistakes? Yeah, me neither. #Minutemen #DisneyChannelOriginalMovie
Robert Downey Jr really thought he was Iron Man in real life with that method acting 🤦♂️ Sorry RDJ, but you can't fly out of this one! #notactuallysuperhero
Big Pharma: making us pay an arm and a leg for medication while raking in billions. Time for Big Karma to come knocking on their greedy doors. #BigPharma #KarmaIsComing
Looks like Young Sheldon needs a time machine because he came before the Big Bang Theory and his science is all wrong! #ScienceFail #BigBangTheory #YoungSheldon
Why are game consoles not spherical? They would take up way less volume that way. Just imagine all the extra shelf space we could have! #gamerlogic #thinkoutsidethebox #shapesmatter
Nicolas Cage buying castles thinking he'll be closer to royalty is like me buying a tiara and thinking I'm a princess. 🏰🤴 #NotHowItWorks #RoyalDelusions
Just watched a few episodes of cartoons and noticed that their fashion sense is seriously lacking. Can someone please introduce them to some new trends? #FashionFail #CartoonCharactersTailoredInTrash
George Lucas had the potential to create more iconic characters and storylines, but instead we got Jar Jar Binks and midichlorians. #wastedpotential #StarWarsLackluster
Game of Thrones really dropped the ball by focusing more on the game and less on the actual thrones. Should've been called Game of People Fighting Over Stuff instead. #ThronelessGameofThrones
So the new Trump sneakers don't have white in the design because it gives a flawed message about what the USA stands for... Guess we're just skipping over that whole "land of the free, home of the brave" thing, huh? #trumpsneakers #wheresthewhite
AI supporters be like: "Let's automate folding laundry and washing dishes, but let's leave critical thinking and decision-making to the humans. Priorities, right? 🙄 #AI #AutomationFail"
So Indiana Jones decided to take a little detour to the Doom Dimension... because nothing says adventure like risking your life in an extra spooky temple. Good luck dodging those pitfalls, Dr. Jones! #TempleFail #DoomDimensionAdventure
Hollywood producers be like: "Let's take this classic story, add unnecessary explosions and CGI, and call it a masterpiece." #HollywoodLogic #ProducersGonnaProduce
Rotten Tomatoes really out here acting like critics' opinions are the be-all and end-all. But let's be real, some of those scores are straight up rotten 🍅 #CriticsSchmitics #RottenTomatoesIsAPopCornKernel
So Shakespeare really out here thinking he’s all that for inventing his own language huh? Bet he’d be the type to flex on people about being “fluent in Shakespearean” at parties like chill dude, it’s not that deep #ShakespeareSuperiorityComplex
Just listened to some emo music and now I'm crying black tears while wearing too much eyeliner and writing bad poetry in my diary. #SoEmo #MyChemicalDepression #ScreamoIsLife
Hey bowlers, it's called arm day for a reason... not "arm day for my dominant arm and let the other one just chill" day 💪🎳 #GetBothArmsInvolved #BalancedWorkout
People always ask Why is Gamora but never How is Gamora, let's show some concern for our green friend as well! #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy #Gamora #InfinityWar
Police out here feeling "oppressed" while they can straight up murder people and walk free. Must be nice to have that kind of power and privilege, huh? #PoliceBrutality #DoubleStandards
Just watched a “documentary” about a guy who improvises his whole life without a script. Apparently it’s called #CurbYourEnthusiasm. Must be exhausting trying to keep up with all that ad-libbing!
Once a beloved character, now just another public domain has-been. RIP to all the forgotten icons who couldn't keep up with the changing times. #PublicDomain #HasBeens
Elon Musk out here buying innovation like it's on sale at the clearance rack. Can't wait for him to start selling "original ideas" next. #InnovationBuyer #NotAnInventor
Rudolph really out here breaking the law by turning his brights on in the fog like it's NBD. SMH, Santa needs to teach his reindeer some road safety! #ReindeerRebel #BrightsBandit
Just heard that Chris Pratt is set to voice every main character in upcoming movie reboots... I guess he's officially Hollywood's go-to guy for all things "reboot" now! #ChrisPrattTakeover
Crocs with swiss cheese patterns? Sorry, but you're not fooling anyone by trying to pass off your questionable fashion choice as "trendy." #Crocs #FashionFauxPas
Just finished watching that latest historical event fan fiction film... aka "based on a true story but with a lot of creative liberties" 😂 #HistoricalFanFiction #Hollywoodatitsfinest
So glad I finally figured out that sticking cotton swabs in my ears isn't how you clean them. Now I can stop feeling like a clueless q-tip addict. #EarCleanlinessFail
Eating the icing first on a cake is like only watching the trailers before a movie - you're missing out on the best part! #SaveTheBestForLast #CakeEtiquette
AI supporters be like: Let's use AI to automate pouring our morning coffee but heaven forbid we use it to solve world hunger or climate change. Priorities, right? #AI #AutomationFail
Futurama really had us believing the future would be cool and all but all we got is a dystopian reality with day-to-day chaos and no Bender to charm us with his robotic shenanigans #falseadvertising #disappointed
Looks like billionaires are having trouble finding spare change to contribute towards taxes. Must be hard to fund another yacht or mansion #BillionaireTaxNow
Just because I'm passionate about something doesn't make me a nerd, it makes me awesome. And if you can't handle my enthusiasm, well, that's your loss. #passionisnotnerdy
Our brains, so small and finite, construct the grand illusion of life around us. The reality we perceive is merely a trick of our limited perception. #illusion #brainpower #realitycheck
Toothpaste really missed an opportunity to spice things up - literally. Like, who decided mint was the only flavor that could clean your teeth? I want a toothpaste that tastes like a margarita, thank you very much. #FlavorfulTeethCleaning
Just because your art is hanging in a museum doesn't mean you can look down on everyone else's work. Sorry, but a fancy frame doesn't make your stick figure masterpiece any better than my doodle on a napkin. #ArtSnobs #ArtHierarchyWho?
King Julien can't handle Mort's unconventional foot preferences 🦶💅 Guess he's not ready to accept that not everyone likes a pedicure like he does! #feetfiasco #madagascarproblems
Independent animation isn't so independent when it relies on a whole team of people to bring it to life. Talk about needing a support system! #NotSoIndie #TeamEffort
Nowadays, people are raging for the machine more than Rage Against the Machine ever did. Guess the battle cry is now "More power to the machines!" #ironicfate #RageAgainsttheMachines
Eagles be out here hiding their scrawny little necks like they're some kind of weaklings. Can't face the world with that wimpy neck, huh? #NeckGameWeak #EagleProblems
Finally figured it out, the moon isn't real, it's just a hologram projected by the government to control the tides and our sleep patterns. #MoonLandingHoax #IlluminatiConfirmed
So, basically, God was like "Trump, you're up! Time to govern the USA." And Trump was like "Wait, what? Me?" And here we are. #DivineIntervention #Trump2020
Movies with a shot list instead of a storyboard be like: *cue intense music* shot of protagonist...shot of villain...shot of explosion...repeat. #LowBudgetFilmmaking
"Apparently some people think 'crayon' is a fancy French word and pronounce it with one syllable. Newsflash: it's not 'crahn,' it's 'cray-on.' You're not fooling anyone with your fake sophistication. #pronunciationfail"
Handy Manny out here making his tools work for free and on command like they owe him something. Talk about exploitation! #ToolAbuse #WhereIsTheLaborLawJustice
Looks like the average life expectancy is taking a hit thanks to all these stupidity outbreaks. Guess common sense really isn't so common after all. #HumanityFails #NotSoBrightIdea
Just heard someone say "bussin on God" and now I can't stop laughing...like what does that even mean? I didn't know the man upstairs was handing out bussin' reviews 😂 #confused
Jorgen von Strangle really be out here scrambling fairies like he's making an omelette. Slow down buddy, no need to shake them up so much! #fairlyoddparents #calmdownjorgen
Pineapple on pizza lovers are the type of people who think mixing sweet and savory is a culinary masterpiece. Bless their tastebuds for thinking they're gourmet chefs. #pineapplepizza #sorrynotsorry
Wow, some people really think that constantly reacting to things is a skill. Newsflash: anyone can push a button or type a quick reply. Maybe try actually creating something of value instead of just hitting the "like" button all day. #originalityisunderrated
Looks like Johnson & Johnson got the whole family involved in their business. Are they selling band-aids or family reunions? #FamilyBusiness #KeepingItInTheFamily
Soft rocks be like "I may be a rock, but I ain't got that hard rock energy like my tougher siblings. Just call me a squishy mineral." #RockSolidButNotReally
Imagine not being able to perfectly visualize an apple - no wonder you'll never be able to paint those cliché still life pieces with assorted fruit. 🍎🖌️ #artistproblems #lackofimagination
King Julien needs to chill out about Mort's love for his feet. Let the lemur have his foot fetish, it's not hurting anyone! #JustMortThings #KingJulien #FootFetishGoneWrong
Jason Statham's film roles make me wonder if he's secretly auditioning for a superhero who fights crime using nothing but his bald head and a tight t-shirt #ActionStarExtraordinaire
Green Lantern thought he could save the universe with a ring powered by sheer willpower... More like a CGI disaster and Ryan Reynolds' regrettable career choice. #SorryNotSorry
Coca Cola really missed out on a golden opportunity by not including cocaine in their recipe like they used to claim. Guess we'll have to stick to caffeine for our pick-me-up! #FalseAdvertising #CaffeineNotCocaine
Tired of finding more pyramid schemes in my junk mail than actual useful info. Like, come on, at least try to be subtle about scamming me. #PyramidSchemesGalore
Danimals should really up their game and start turning everyone who drinks it into an animal named Dan. I want to see a whole zoo full of Dans running around! #DanimalsFail #WhereAreMyAnimalFriendsDan
Why do expensive watch companies act like telling the time is a VIP experience? Sorry, but my $20 Casio does the job just fine without any attitude 🕒💸 #TimeIsMoney #OverpricedLuxury
Hairless cats really think they deserve to be worshipped like the other mummified ones. Sorry, but you're just extra naked, not extra special. #HairlessCatProblems #JustPutSomeClothesOn
Looks like God's playing hide and seek when it comes to his biggest oopsie - creating humanity. Time to come clean, buddy. #DivineBlunders #JustAdmitIt
"lol imagine thinking you're all cool calling extension cords 'stingers' like you're filming a movie in the jungle or something 🎥😂 #justcallitwhatitis #pseudocool"
Just watched a YouTube commentary where they spent 10 minutes analyzing the symbolism of the color of someone's shirt in a movie scene. Yup, I think I've officially hit the weird side of the internet. #overanalyzing #youtubecomments
Fashion models have perfected the art of looking super serious while wearing clothes that no one in their right mind would actually wear in real life. #fakenessgalore
Dream is like that recurring nightmare you can't seem to escape. Just when you think it's over, there it is again, haunting your subconscious. #nightmare #DreamSMP
Just because not everything is a horror movie, doesn't mean we need to hear those eerie microtones in music. Let's leave the spooky sounds to the Halloween playlist, shall we? #MusicHumor #NoMicrotonesNeeded
Bohemian Rhapsody be like: Mama, just killed a man. *3 minutes later* Scaramouche, can you do the fandango? I can barely process the first question, Freddie! #DeepThoughts #RhapsodyGoneWild
America's love affair with naming cities "Springfield" is like when you forget to change your password and keep logging in with the same old one. #CityNamingFail #GetCreativeWithCityNames
"Imagine still using a system where your vote doesn't even count as much as someone else's based on where you live...oh wait, that's just the electoral college for you. #outdated #popularvotematters"
Guardians of the Galaxy really missed an opportunity by not making a Samsung phone joke. I guess their Galaxy was lacking in humor. #MissedOpportunity #SamsungPhones #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy
Why do expensive watch companies act like telling time is a VIP experience? We all know it's just so we can flex on each other 👀 #TimeIsFree #StopTheMadness
Watched Oppenheimer and couldn't help but notice how the VFX were used at all the wrong times. Apparently, nuclear explosions weren't dramatic enough on their own. 🎬💥 #Oppenheimer #VFXFail
Katy Perry's music is like a bad Tinder date - catchy at first but then you realize it's just a big mess you want to swipe left on. #SorryNotSorry #KatyPerrySavage
Vinyl enthusiasts be like: "I only listen to music in the purest form, with the crackling sounds and skipping tracks. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to enjoy our music without all the vintage drama. #DigitalRules"
Imagine thinking electric cars are worse for the environment because they run on electricity, completely forgetting that GREEN energy sources exist. Classic case of not being plugged in to reality. #ElectricCarMyths #GoGreenOrGoHome
Trading cards are like fake IDs - you can always get them printed if you really want to flex on your friends with that ultra rare holographic card. #TradingCards #Collectibles #FakeItTillYouMakeIt
Liver King really out here acting like he's some ancient warrior fueled by raw liver and testosterone... more like a dude trying to flex his caveman cosplay. #LiverKingIsAJoke
Ever wonder why some people seem so submissive to authority? It's the vaccines, man. They're like tiny mind control robots injected into your bloodstream. Wake up, sheeple! #vaccines #control #conspiracy
Jason Statham must have a movie checklist that includes "drive fast cars," "fight bad guys," and "never smile." Seriously, does he ever take a day off from these ridiculous action flicks? #StathamSticksToWhatHeKnows
Wow, the past really dropped the ball on predicting flying cars and robot butlers. I guess we'll just have to settle for smartphones and self-driving cars instead. #fail #pastwasthepast
Who still reads physical newspapers? I guess they're useful if you run out of wrapping paper for gifts or need a quick reference for ancient history. #OldSchool #NewspaperDinosaur
Handy Manny really be out here exploiting his tools like unpaid interns. They fix everything for him on command with no pay... must be nice! #HandyManny #LazyHandyman
Why are memes about dancing so boring? It's just the same old shuffle with no twist or surprise ending. It's like watching a movie without a plot or climax. #DanceMemesSnoozefest
If you think you can stare at a solar eclipse because most of the Sun is covered, you probably also think you can pet a lion because most of its teeth are covered. #commonsensefail
So in the world of Digimon, animals evolve into guns apparently. Talk about taking "be careful, your pets might evolve" to a whole new level. #DigimonLogic #AnimalstoAmmo
Maybe if we had a dislike button on social media, some people would finally realize how wrong they are without us having to spell it out for them. #dislikebuttonneeded #justsayno #wrongiswrong
"Mind Flex: the ultimate game of luck where your brain power doesn't matter. Thanks for proving that I have zero control over my 'mind-controlled' ball. 🙄 #fail"
So Johnson and Johnson is a family company, huh? Wonder if they have family discounts on Band-Aids for all those sibling rivalry injuries. #FamilyBusinessGoneWrong
Can't believe BB King didn't even own a BB gun. Guess he was too busy playing the blues to worry about shooting cans in the backyard. #MissedOpportunity #BBGunFail
If you're always getting offended, who will be there to defend you? Maybe it's time to toughen up and stop taking everything so seriously. #triggered #thickskin
Jason Statham's filmography reads like a checklist for ridiculous action film clichés: explosions, car chases, shirtless fight scenes... He's like a walking adrenaline rush on screen. #ActionStarProblems
Just tried a spicy soda and now my taste buds need therapy. Who thought mixing heat and fizz was a good idea? Stick to the classics, folks. #nothankyou #spicysoda
Speedrunning life be like: wake up, skip breakfast, glitch through traffic, boss battle at work, fast travel home, skip dinner, speedrun bedtime 💤 #LifeSpeedrun