Grand Parodies Blog

So the past really thought their predictions were accurate huh? News flash: they clearly didn't see Netflix and Chill coming. #OutOfTouch #WednesdayWisdom

So wait, why is Donkey Kong not a donkey or a Kong? What a misnomer. #FalseAdvertising #NotADonkey #NotAKong

Just saw someone say funding a show independently is easy. Sure, just ask the magical money tree in my backyard for a quick loan. #brokefilmmakerlife

"Babylon Bee really bee-lieves in beating a joke to death. 🐝 And now poor bees have to suffer the consequences of their bad name. #SaveTheBees"

If you're using your cupholder for anything other than cups, you're doing it wrong. Just saying. #cupholderfail 🤦‍♂️

Fanny packs: for when you want to look like you’re on a safari in the urban jungle. #FashionFail #SorryNotSorry

If Jimmy Neutron was any smarter, he'd probably invent a social skills booster for himself. #AwkwardGenius #JimmyNeutron #BrainiacButNoCharm

Stranger danger got me out here crossing the street every time I see a suspicious looking pigeon. #paranoia #bettertobesafe #watchoutforthosepigeons

Humans are the only species where you have to pay to win. Imagine having to buy a shiny coat to impress your potential mate in the wild. #CapitalismAtItsFinest

Looks like the homo genus dropped the ball on their promise to make everyone gay. I guess we'll just have to settle for being fabulous. #EvolutionFail #StillWaiting

Wow, how original of you to like and subscribe to every YouTube channel that begs for it in every single video. Keep up that critical thinking 🙄 #sheep

Just watched the latest superhero movie and it was like a CGI explosion! Pretty sure the actors spent more time talking to tennis balls on sticks than to each other. #CGIoverload #WhereAreTheRealSets

Just because you pushed a tiny human out of your body doesn't mean your decision-making skills miraculously improved. #momlogic

So apparently aliens are weak to water... I guess they didn't get the memo about Earth being 71% covered in the stuff. Nice one, M Night Shyamalan. #SignsFail 👽💧

Did you really just put your phone in the cupholder? Guess that's where all those cupholder selfies come from. #cupholderconfusion

Seth Rogen as a secret agent in The Green Hornet? More like Seth Rogone. #castingfail

Looks like the movie industry is really banking on Steven Seagal's ability to surprisingly still star in movies, because let's be real, his latest film is going straight to the bargain bin faster than you can say "underwhelming." #StevenSeagal #Movies #StraightToDVD

Ed Sheeran playing a 3-fret guitar is like a chef using only salt and pepper in a dish - basic and lacking creativity. #GuitarFail #3fretsEd

If you need a contract and a notary public every time you hang out with a friend, you might want to consider getting a hobby or maybe just get over yourself. #FriendshipIsntABusinessDeal #LightenUp

"Are you tired of selling mediocre products to your friends and family? Join TEMU's pyramid scheme and watch your bank account shrink faster than you can say 'scam'! #temuprofits #notworthit"

Opinions are like snowflakes: always changing, never lasting. Just because you think it's a fact, doesn't make it one. #FactsVsOpinions #OpinionsAreNotFacts

"Imagine spending all your time pondering the meaning of life instead of actually living it. Talk about missing the point 🙄 #GetALife"

Elon Musk probably puts the milk in before the cereal because he likes to innovate even with his breakfast routine. #CerealInnovation #BreakfastOfChampions

Kanye really out here tryna collaborate with every company under the sun for his shoes like he's the Oprah of sneaker collabs. "You get a collab! And you get a collab! Everybody gets a collab!" 🤣 #KanyeWest #ShoeCollabs

Watching Hazbin Hotel like... Please stop the musical numbers, my ears need a break! #HazbinHotel #TooMuchSinging

The most unrealistic part of musicals is how people don't randomly break into song in real life. Like sorry, I'm not going to belt out a ballad in the middle of a grocery store aisle. #MusicalProblems

Just saw a picture of Ryan Gosling and now my phone is overheating. Thanks a lot, Gosling. #toohot #hotdamn #ryangosling #heartthrob

Just found out that Dunkin' doesn't actually dunk their donuts in water... false advertising at its finest! #Disappointed #FalseAdvertisingDunkin'

Looks like Michael Jackson just couldn't stay away from the spotlight even in the afterlife. Now he's moonwalking his way back from the dead to play the villain in Demon Slayer. Can't wait to see him bust out the Thriller moves on Tanjiro! #MoonwalkSlayer.

French be like: "Let's put 5 vowels in every syllable just to confuse everyone. Bonjour more like booonnjjouuurrr. #voweloverload"

So I paid extra for jeans that look like they've been through a shredder? Genius fashion move, folks. #DestroyedDenim #FashionFails

Why do elevators always go down when you press the up button? Are they just trying to keep us on our toes... or should I say, on our heels? #ElevatorHumor #UpAndDownJokes

We are all apes, convinced we've transcended our roots to reach a higher existence. In reality, we're just clever monkeys with smartphones and delusions of grandeur. #evolution #perspective

Why do non-country singers suddenly get a twang in their voice when they cover a country song? Y'all ain't foolin' anyone with that fake accent 😂 #countrymusic #fakeaccent

Why do they call it a pound cake if it weighs wayyy more than one pound? False advertising at its finest 😂 #HeavyCakes

Gaston must really love his protein, eating five dozen eggs a day! 🍳😂 #overachiever #eggsfordays #BeOurGuestButWatchOutForGaston

Just because you paint with watercolors doesn't make you the Picasso of the 21st century. Let's all just agree that art is subjective and move on. #ArtSnobs #GetOffYourHighHorse

Greta Van Fleet: the cover band you didn't know you were listening to. #sorrynotsorry #rocknrollwannabes

Can't believe people are celebrating #DayoftheDead when they're all still alive. Are they just preemptively partying for future generations or what? #FiestaNotFiesta #ZombieFreeZone

Just heard an old person say "sick as a parrot" and I'm over here like...what??? Do they have a handbook for these outdated sayings or something? #confused #getwiththetimes

Maybe if there was a dislike button on social media, people would finally realize how wrong they are without anyone having to tell them. #BringBackDislike #SomePeopleNeedIt

The moon out here playing games with our emotions every 28 days like it's auditioning for a soap opera. #lunarcycle #crazyinducedbythemoon

We are all apes, thinking we have transcended to a higher level of existence. In reality, we're just smart monkeys with big egos. #apes #humanevolution #perspective

Watermarks be like: "Ha! Try to remove me, I dare you! Go ahead, ruin the entire photo just to get rid of little ol' me. I'm here to stay, baby! 😏💧💯 #cantstopwontstop"

Looks like GI Joe traded in his guns for a stethoscope and started specializing in stomach problems. Who knew fighting Cobra could give you an interest in gastroenterology? #GIJoeTheGastroDoc

Yo mama jokes are so outdated, even her DVD player still has a rewind button. #sorrynotsorry #mamajokes #throwbacktrash

Weird Al is like that friend who always steals the spotlight at the party, except in this case, everyone's okay with it. #WeirdAlAlwaysWins

If you ever wondered where Cotton Eye Joe truly came from, just remember it must have been a magical land called 'Tacky Country' #cottoonloveyourself

Soft rocks wish they were as tough as their harder siblings, but hey, at least they make for comfy pillows! #softies #rocksolidlyunimpressive

So the dinosaurs had time to roam the earth for millions of years but couldn't be bothered to lend a claw in carving out the Grand Canyon? Lazy bones. #DinoSlackers

Just watched a high school couple break up after dating for a whole month....must be true love #highschooldrama #relationshipgoals

Fly Like An Eagle has more convincing electronic instruments than some modern music... Maybe we should go back to the '70s for some real synth skills. #MusicHistoryLessons

"Anyone else feel like TED Talk speakers just get paid to state the obvious in a fancy way? 'Today I will discuss the revolutionary concept of...drumroll please...taking breaks and getting enough sleep!' BRAVO 👏 #TEDTalks #CaptainObvious"

Game of Thrones? More like Game of Lackluster Thronage! Where are all the thrones at? #ThronelessThrones #WhereMySeatsAt

People who say "no cap" must've misplaced their invisible crown 👑 #SillySlang #WhatDoesThatEvenMean

Skipper's brain can't analyze information so he just floats around cluelessly. Maybe he should try googling "critical thinking" instead of relying on everyone else! #SkipperNeedsHelp

Who needs podcasts when you can't even see the facial expressions of the hosts reacting to their own bad jokes? Visuals > just listening to someone drone on for hours. #PodcastsWithoutVideoAreBoring

Big Pharma always looking for ways to make a profit, guess they forgot about that thing called karma. Hope it's the generic brand and bites them in the pill-shaped behind. #BigKarma #PharmaFail

Reading fanfiction is like playing Russian roulette with words. You never know if you'll hit a masterpiece or a disaster. #FanFictionFail

"Why do we solve disagreements by hurling insults and fists like it's still the Stone Age? Can't we upgrade to civilized discussions and rock-paper-scissors already? #BarbaricWays"

Unpopular opinion: Jazz music is just regular music played wrong. It's like they're all just hitting random notes and hoping for the best #sorrynotsorry #jazzisjustwrong

Looks like Taylor Lautner cloned himself... double the werewolf abs, double the cringe-worthy acting. #Twilight2ElectricBoogaloo

Can't believe Hooters doesn't hire real owls, talk about false advertising. #NotSoHoot #WhereAreTheFeathers

Just found out some movies have shot lists instead of storyboards...guess they're too cool for drawing stick-figure people #LazyFilmmaking

Kanye out here acting like he's trying to build the Avengers of shoe collaborations. Next up: Kanye x Tupperware slides? #KanyeWest #ShoeCollabs

Michael Bay must be the only director who can blow up both movie screens and our eardrums with the same amount of intensity. #Bayhem

Unsubscribed from Corridor Digital after realizing I'm spending more time watching robots make fake animations than actual humans. #RobotOverlords #WhereAreTheRealCreators

Terminator may have terminated Skynet, but he also terminated his own franchise with those last few cringe-worthy movies. #TerminatedTerminator

Real rebels put the hot chocolate mix in AFTER the hot water. Get with the program, people. #hotchocolaterules

"Breaking News: The democratic process is like trying to reach a unanimous decision on where to order lunch with a group of indecisive friends #Democracy #DecisionMaking #LunchTime"

Dream really out here with millions of subscribers but still can't afford a graphic designer for his profile pic 🤦‍♂️ #DIYprobs #GetAGraphicDesignerBro

Seth Rogen as a secret agent in The Green Hornet? More like Seth Rogaine trying to grow some hair and pretend he's got the suave charm for the role. #NotBuyingIt #StickToComedy

Schools teaching us about mitochondria and ribosomes, but somehow forget to teach us how to do taxes and adulting basics. Priorities, right? #LifeSkillsMatter #CellWho

Just found a lemon slice with an odd number of seeds… talk about uneven distribution! #lemonproblems #seededoddity

"Yo Gemini Man, should've been born in June, not May! Maybe then you wouldn't be such a hot mess. #wrongzodiac"

Plankton really needs to up his chum game instead of constantly trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Guess his taste buds aren't the only thing malfunctioning. #GetItTogetherPlankton

"VTubers be out here living their best digital lives but won't even go tubing in real life smh 🙄 #GetOffTheScreen"

Jurassic World really thought dinosaurs could take over the 71% of the world that is water? Guess those land-dwelling dinos forgot they can't swim #JurassicFail 🦖🌊

Playing games of luck like UNO is basically just pretending to have control over chaos. #wildcardslife #whosinchargehere

Who decided that five servings of vegetables a day was a good idea? Let's be real, one serving is basically five. #vegetablehoarder #eatyourveggies

Just heard an art critic describe a piece as "chaotic and meaningless." Must've been looking in the mirror while writing their review. #destructivecriticism

Can we talk about how root beer is out here acting like it's some fancy craft beer with those glass bottles? Like chill, you're not fooling anyone, you're just soda in disguise. #NotFoolingMe #RootBeerWannaBeBeer

Johnny Bravo always flexin' but no one ever congratulates him. Maybe he should try being a gentleman instead of just flexing those muscles 💪 #ButWhereAreTheCongratsJohnny

If you have a Bachelor of Science in Political Science, does that mean you have a BS in BS? #doublemajor #politics #humor

Just watched "Oppenheimer" and couldn't help but laugh at how they used VFX for a simple dialogue scene. Next thing you know, they'll be adding explosions to a coffee shop conversation. #OppenheimerFail #VFXGoneWrong

Just found out some people think playing the stock market is a job. I guess I'll add "professional gambler" to my resume too! #stockmarket #notajob #gottagetthosegains

Saw some squirrels hoarding nuts like they're about to crash the acorn market. Meanwhile, the deer are just grazing away, clueless about the concept of capitalism. Step up your game, animals. #unfairadvantage

Politics be like: "We won't show you what we'll do, just what we don't want the other side to do. #politicalgames"

Podcasts are basically like listening to grass grow in real-time. So glad we invented TV for those of us who need some visual stimulation. #BoredToTears #NeedMoreThanJustVoices

Some people really be out here asking why manhole covers are circular like the answer isn't literally right in front of their faces 🤦‍♂️ circles fit into circles, it's not rocket science #obviousanswers #manholelogic

So the Frappuccino is inspired by Al Pacino? Wonder if they'll come out with a "Scarface" version next... #PacinoSippin

Eagles really out here hiding their weak little necks like they're too good for the rest of us 😂 #NecklessBirds #WeakNeckGameStrong

Who knew playing in microtones could make even the happiest tunes sound like they belong in a horror movie? Maybe not everything needs to be spooky... #MusicHumor #NoMoreMicrotones

Five Below selling things over five dollars? Might as well call it Six Above. #FalseAdvertising #NotSoCheapThrills

"Virtual Reality out here taking decades to make a better Virtual Boy like they're playing the longest game of hide and seek. Step up your game, VR!"

Jorgen von Strangle sounds less like Arnold Schwarzenegger and more like Arnold SchwarZzzz... #FairlyOddParents #SoCloseYetSoFar 😂

So apparently Earth is a "small world." Yeah, tell that to my never-ending to-do list and the fact that my Amazon cart is always full. #bigworldwoes

Who needs efficient, reliable public transportation when you can spend all your money on an electric car that you can't even charge half the time? #priorities #publictransportwins

Can't believe Tom Cruise isn't acting in the next Mission Impossible movie because he's too busy actually doing the stunts in real life. Guess he took "method acting" to a whole new level. #MissionLiteralImpossibility

Why ask for spare change when you can aim higher and ask for spare bills? Aim big, folks! 💰 #changeisoverrated #billsplease

Why is the United States so obsessed with naming cities "Springfield"? Get creative, folks! #CityNamingFail #SpringfieldHereSpringfieldThere #NeedMoreOriginality

Timmy Turner may have fairy godparents but he still can't wish himself above average 🧚🏻‍♂️📚 #belowaverage #fairlyoddparents

Rick and Morty are the only duo who can make traveling through space and time seem so mundane. #Overrated #BringBackSpongeBob

So let me get this straight...Star Lord had the chance to kill Thanos and save the galaxy, but instead he threw a temper tantrum? Real smooth, dude. #AvengersInfinityWar #StarLordFail

AI art is the new Renaissance, said no one ever. Let's leave the creative genius to the humans, shall we? #AI #artificialintelligence #notbuyingit

Ellen's new kids' show is so wholesome, it makes Mr. Rogers look like a rebel. #EllenForTheLittleOnes

Imagine Dragons really out here thinking they're so deep and original... but let's be real, the most creative thing they've done is give themselves a name 🐉🤷‍♂️ #SorryNotSorry #ImagineDragoff

Reading fanfiction is like trying to follow a GPS with a broken screen - you think you know where you're going but end up lost in a tangled mess of terrible grammar and cringeworthy dialogue. #fanfictionfail #amwritingNOT

Can't wait for the Morbius movie where Jared Leto plays a vampire with a rare blood disease. So basically, it's just an emo Twilight spin-off with a bigger budget. #Morbius #VampireWhoNeedsAChequeCheckup

Why go to Dave & Buster's when you can just throw your money out the window for free? #losingmoney #gamblingfun

Golf carts: Because why walk in a beautiful outdoor setting when you can drive a slow, noisy vehicle to chase a tiny ball around for hours instead? #ridiculous #golfcartsgonewild

Darth Vader may have the force, but let's be real - he's no match for Dark Laser's calm and collected vibes. #StarWars #FairlyOddParents #DarkSideoftheForce

Just heard about authoritative parenting... Apparently, these parents elected themselves as the supreme leaders of the household. Wonder if they hold elections for their kids' bedtime too? 🤔 #ParentingFail #MommyDictatorship

Just saw someone flexing their new designer socks like it's a life-changing accomplishment. Meanwhile, I barely had enough money to buy a pack of gum. Priorities, people. #KeepItReal #NotImpressed

"Roses are red, violets are blue, art critics are confused, thinking a pile of rubble is art too 🙄 #artcriticfail"

Lil Nas X really out here playing both Jesus and Satan...guess he couldn't decide which role suited him best. #holyrollercoaster

Life is just a series of waiting in line for things we don't really want. #adulting #humanexperience

If you wear underwear under your swim trunks, you must be preparing for a wet t-shirt contest instead of hitting the pool. 🩲🏊‍♂️ #CommandoSwimming