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Just realized Thomas Edison invented capitalism by figuring out how to profit off of other people's bright ideas. #Innovator #CapitalismFounder

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Just found out that Hazbin Hotel is actually canon in the Bible. Turns out the demons just needed a little redemption... and a catchy musical number. #holyhotel #biblicalcanon

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Just tried Diet Soylent for the first time and can confirm it's definitely not made from humans... I think. #soylentgreenispeople #justkidding #notcannibals

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Just found out Obama can control the weather. No wonder it's always raining on my parade. Thanks, Obama. #WeatherWizardry #RainOnMyParade

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Remember that time Disney Channel made a movie about time-traveling high schoolers who go back to fix their past mistakes? Yeah, me neither. #Minutemen #DisneyChannelOriginalMovie

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Pineapple does not belong on pizza. It's like putting sunscreen on ice cream 🍍🍕 #SorryNotSorry #KeepYourFruitOffMyPizza

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"Why do candy corn haters even exist? Who hurt you? Just enjoy the sugary goodness and embrace the Halloween spirit. 🎃🍬 #CandyCornFTW"

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"Website where artists go to showcase their edgy Sonic the Hedgehog fanart and questionable anime crossover pieces. #DeviantArt"

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Robert Downey Jr really thought he was Iron Man in real life with that method acting 🤦‍♂️ Sorry RDJ, but you can't fly out of this one! #notactuallysuperhero